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bert and ernie go to ikea

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I TRIED TO CONVERT A NON-FUNCTIONING VIDEO IN VEGAS AND IT FUCKED UP

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assuming 5e, cybertail for acrobatics dice is like not even bad 'ware

tfw you turn your OC into a.catbpy bc shadowrun dark elves technically have fur and if fur then i personally think they should get a tail

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in a fantasy world with dangerous wild beasts there would definitely be a fashion subculture based around having rips in your clothes to imitate various monster claw marks and/or show off your scars

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some of us are tall bitch.

not everyone is 4'11" like you and built like a hippo-whale-pig hybrid. tall people are naturally skinnier than shorter people due to higher metabolisms. please hop off my back you annoying rat-faced gremlin.

i'm gonna start mocking short people for their height now btw. if it's fine to mock people for being skinny, then it's also fine to mock them for being short. keep the same energy. why are you so small? you're making that up bffr. grow taller right now.

I think you forgot to take your meds again anon

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the cozy hopepunk cottagecore reputation people have given ghibli is insane. every ghibli movie is about some combination of: 1) the (often violent) loss of innocence, 2) world war II, 3) the screaming, bloody, inevitable death of the natural world, and 4) airplane

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I wouldnt trust someone who said they liked flies when horseflies exist

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“this is my HBO max profile.

i have shared my password with dozens of people and told them to use any profile except Chet.

if they click on Chet, they will be taken to locked Kid’s Profile set to TV-G which they can not exit without obtaining a PIN number from me, which I entered without looking and have no way of ever remembering.

i do this to feel.”

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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns

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Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

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ice cubes under the hair

my hair looks SO cute today. I figured out how to beat heat intolerance while wearing it down

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Customer: AN HOMAGE TO “POUNDING THE PAVEMENT” DMV: POUND THE PUSSY? Verdict: DENIED

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this is pretty much exactly how Clan Lasombra' clan curse works in Vampire the Masquerade, down to the holer-than-thou attitude

Thousand-year-old vampire who's constantly talking shit about how "smart" technology sucks and why they refuse to use it, but in reality it's neither a principled objection nor a "being a thousand years old" thing; they're just covering for the fact that the whole "not appearing photos or video recordings" dimension of their curse also means that touch screens and voice-activated devices don't respond to them.

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hey. what the fuck does this mean

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