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victorian children were literally employed in the mines aged 5, had lead wallpaper and cocaine cough medicine, and had to shit in a hole, I think they would cry from joy if they ate a dorito

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they rlly wildin out rn

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My mutuals tolerate me and never put me in a big scary obstacle course based on my biggest regrets and fears

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Lestat:

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romanticizing my tinnitus to pretend an angel is talking to me

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every time I get carsick I imagine a writer describing me as “a man of delicate constitution” and I get sort of offended

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drinking hot coffee out of clear cups is weird. hide that drink.give it a house.

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What?!

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14th century nicki minaj

yes i do the milling, yes i do the weaving

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can you please shut up im trying to preheat the oven to 350 degrees

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