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lol
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yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
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This was somebody’s rant on the the TRT. I don’t usually post this stuff, but omg why/how do you have so much C$??? Like this isn’t to judge or be mean or anything, but I’ve never seen so more before, it took me by surprise
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if you haven't joined eldemore... you should really think about it! amazing pets + cool community + hella rad staff team. check it out here
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So hey just to get an idea.
Over the years on CS, I’ve found that of all the events, Easter is usually where I get the least amount of stuff and just hoard tokens (currently sitting at 32). And while I do plan on giving some away, I am hoping to get some art out of them as well so…
is anyone on...
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nice legs daisy duke theyre pretty swell
it's b/c i wear these applebottom jeans bb <3
NO BUT REALLY THIS MADE MY NIGHT ILY
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This Vine gives me life.
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REBLOG IF YOU WANT (1) SWEET MESSAGE.
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HERE IS A DUET BETWEEN A SHOWSTOPPING COCKATIEL AND THEIR ACCOMPANIST HUMAN ON PIANO
BRINGING YOU A SELECTION FROM THAT FEEL-GOOD FAVORITE “MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO”
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:") Stares at your "NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFT!!!!!!!" pets and the complaints in your trade rules when people ask for 'em. damn son, lock your groups and maybe you wouldn't have to "FOE" so many people (;
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Sometimes you just have to Let it Goat.
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I love LIT RPs, but I have to stick to the normal RP forums, because everyone in the LIT section is so snobby and stuck up that it annoys me and sucks all the fun out of the actual RPing.
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To all the people who say “that’s going to look terrible when you’re older” fuck you, this older woman I met at work today has two sleeves and other tattoos in other various places and looks amazing and I would love to look like this rad grandma when I’m her age.
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When you love someone, you don’t let them push you away.
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don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass
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this is my chickensmoothie pet named hentai
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