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Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.

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I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat

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Slug Jax

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"I'm with stupid" shirt but instead of an arrow it has an effect radius

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tony hawk's pro biotics

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Adult life tip.

Do not buy a cabbage unless you have one of the following:

1. A recipe that uses a whole cabbage

2. 200 recipes that use some cabbage

3. A desire to waste an entire half cabbage

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Carly Simon writing You’re So Vain about such a specific man, yet including the line “you probably think this song is about you” so that if he took it personally he would prove her point? Unparalleled power move

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starting a collection of jerma images that look like they’d be in an analog horror. feel free to add on

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the possibilities of the digital world are amazing...

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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!

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woke up from a mildly distressing nightmare so I thought about Jerma and oh my god my heart beat went like 📉📉📉 Jeremy since when is the mere thought of you a calming agent

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everyone stop what you're doing and look at this adorable strawberry i found. she's so polite and plump.

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😂❤️

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I hate when there's no toilet paper coming out the bottom of these gentlemen and you have to tickle its nutsack to de-piss yourself