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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there
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Born to be a Noya, compelled to be a Kuroo, forced to be an Oikawa
#why do I keep jumping to block?#I can barely get my finger tips over the net#I'm Hinata's height but I have none of his jump#Everyone on the team has to set#but I am SO BAD AT IT#my everything hurts so bad#I now know why Kuroo has such good thighs#I think I sprained all of my fingers#but it was all so much fun#and I'm going back next week
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I FUCKING HATE MY BIRTHDAY, BUT IF THIS HAPPENED, I WOULD CHANGE MY OPINION

ITS BEEN A ROUGH FEW WEEKS FOR ME AND IF MY FAVORITE ALBUM GETS RELEASED ON MY BIRTHDAY, MY DEPRESSION WILL BE CURED
@taylorswift IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO GIVE ME ONE OF THE BEST BIRTHDAY GIFTS
(rep Secret Sessions was held on my 22nd birthday and I wasn't invited)
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This is probably just a coincidence: TTPD has a lot of Emilie Autumn vibes
If Taylor listens to EA, I'm gonna lose my mind
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I love Taylor with all of my heart and soul, but I've stopping buying her albums because of this whole "new limited edition album" shit. I am not spending $13 for one new song every few weeks.
I don't know if this is her doing this, or her label, but it's really fucking annoying and exploitative. This is version 5 of this album, each only differing one song. People have spent $52, pre-tax, on these "(individual) special bonus" tracks (on the low end!) because they want to support their favorite artist
This is what we mean by there is no ethical billionaire. Sure, Taylor does a lot of amazing things with her wealth, but she could still do all those amazing things without exploiting her fans
#taylor swift#taylorswift#the tortured poets department#the manuscript#the bolter#the albatross#the black dog#what's next#“the target edition”
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Taylor should drop reputation (Taylor's Version) at, like, 3am EST on some random Tuesday. No warning, just drop it and give no explanation
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All’s fair in love and poetry… New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍
store.taylorswift.com
📷: Beth Garrabrant
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Sam Lansky has such a wondrous way with words, and I’ve loved reading his pieces for over a decade. If you’ve ever been around him, you know he’s just the best type of person: Curious. Interested. Hilarious. Intriguing and intrigued. I have tRuSt iSSueS when it comes to interviews but I couldn’t be happier that I did this one with him. I was blown away to see quotes from people I adore and admire like Stevie Nicks, Greta Gerwig, Shonda Rhimes, Phoebe Bridgers, Natalie Maines, Kenny Chesney, and Lucian Grainge. I was so happy he spoke to fans Madison and McCall who were so eloquent, loyal, and kind. I’m really reflecting on this year, and all the years that led up to it. Can’t say thank you enough times. 🥲
https://time.com/6342806/person-of-the-year-2023-taylor-swift/
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My depression would be cured if reputation (Taylor's Version) dropped on my birthday (August 2nd).
I'm pretty sure that would remove at least one (1) of my traumas
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The Eras Tour has been the most meaningful, electric experience of my life so far and I’m overjoyed to tell you that it’ll be coming to the big screen soon 😆 Starting Oct 13th you’ll be able to experience the concert film in theaters in North America! Tickets are on sale now at taylor.lnk.to/TSTheErasTourFilm. Eras attire, friendship bracelets, singing and dancing encouraged 🫶 1, 2, 3 LGB!!!! (iykyk)
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It’s here. It’s yours, it’s mine, it’s ours. It’s an album I wrote alone about the whims, fantasies, heartaches, dramas and tragedies I lived out as a young woman between 18 and 20. I remember making tracklist after tracklist, obsessing over the right way to tell the story. I had to be ruthless with my choices, and I left behind some songs I am still unfailingly proud of now. Therefore, you have 6 From The Vault tracks! I recorded this album when I was 32 (and still growing up, now) and the memories it brought back filled me with nostalgia and appreciation. For life, for you, for the fact that I get to reclaim my work. Thank you a million times, for the memories that break our fall. 💥🐉🏰 Speak Now (MY VERSION!) is out now.
http://taylor.lnk.to/SpeakNowTaylorsVersion
PC: Beth Garrabrant
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I hate to say this but reblog for bigger sample size please? I've just gotta know.
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OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'd like to formally thank the people of the UK and Ireland today for their rhyming prowess and forcing the Royal Mint to turn off replies to this tweet in RECORD time lmfao
And last but not least, the pièce de resistance that inspired about 90% of the hidden replies:
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