Gooey Double Cheeseburger
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Reblog to give prev a magical amulet that protects them from headache
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reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster
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All I want to do is drink tea, eat snacks, read books and live in The Shire.
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Don’t mind me. Just cleaning your dash
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hello beloveds ☺️
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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
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we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles
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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz
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far too old to care about fandom opinions i am an adult with a *sees a take* hm. never mind actually. i am in fact so blessed to have a huge brain and correct inconsequential opinions on fictional characters. there but for the grace of god go i
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adult hood is just
*buys a half gallon of milk* *uses it all within a few days* *decided to buy a gallon of milk to not run out before next shopping trip* *uses a teaspoon of milk that week and it goes bad somehow* *buys a quart of milk instead so it won’t go bad* *uses it in one day* *buys a quart and a half gallon of milk because the gallon was too much but the half gallon was not enough* *only uses the half gallon* *gives up on milk for a few days in general* *buys a gallon of milk again just to tempt fate* *somehow uses all of it without realizing and then has to eat sad cereal with like the 5 drops of remaining milk*
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