chiefprocrastinator
chiefprocrastinator
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chiefprocrastinator · 14 hours ago
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Congrats Fran on such an incredible international career 💙💙thank you for all the memories and you will always be an England legend and we will miss you a lot , there’s only one super Fran Kirby 💙
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chiefprocrastinator · 14 hours ago
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i agree with british people when they say fooking ell
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chiefprocrastinator · 14 hours ago
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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?
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chiefprocrastinator · 14 hours ago
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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters
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chiefprocrastinator · 2 days ago
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i hope that in 2025 u get to take more walks, read more books, connect with more people whom u love and who love u, achieve ur goals (even if ur goals are having no goals and just living in the moment), exercise fun hobbies, move from a place of self-direction, and weave together a beguiling assortment of beautiful little moments. remember that no feeling lasts forever. love u
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chiefprocrastinator · 2 days ago
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what have they done to us.💔
I like drawing sad so you all have to suffer with me. maybe I also just like making ppl cry 😈
...on another note: ARCANE WOMEN?! 😩🧎🙏
✨available in my shop and upcoming dokomi!✨
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chiefprocrastinator · 2 days ago
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Old sketch, New colors
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chiefprocrastinator · 2 days ago
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it actually completely unironically pisses me off that there was times when i wasn't alive and there will be times when i'm not alive. i should have been there for everything
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chiefprocrastinator · 2 days ago
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chiefprocrastinator · 2 days ago
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chiefprocrastinator · 2 days ago
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Motorcycles are like bugs if you think about it
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chiefprocrastinator · 4 days ago
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genuinely don’t care who wins, but it’s like… if psg win… Mbappe will lose so much aura. Like that’s my guy, but like… how your team win only AFTER you leave?
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chiefprocrastinator · 4 days ago
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chiefprocrastinator · 4 days ago
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Just saw a man ride past in a bicycle with another man sitting on his lap like in a bridal carry
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chiefprocrastinator · 4 days ago
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chiefprocrastinator · 4 days ago
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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately
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chiefprocrastinator · 4 days ago
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Sound up
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