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Had to come back coz i swiped fast and thought the 2nd pic was the dog but melted

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Find yourself a girl that looks at you like Simone Biles looks at Rebeca Andrade

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Eloise, looking at Cressida: Wow, she’s so pretty.
Daphne: Don’t feel like that, Eloise. You’re pretty too!
Eloise: I’m not jealous, Daph. I’m gay.
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we should all be given medals of honour or nobel peace prizes or whatever for surviving this week (barely)

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now THIS is paving the way for the women’s game, go girls!!

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(nine years ago)
Parents: (gravely) So… we’ve been thinking that we should maybe get you tested for ADHD
10-year-old me, newly obsessed with Percy Jackson: YES!!!!! I’M A DEMIGOD!!!! YOU CAN ALL SUCK IT!!!!!
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"Litteraly going feral. Screaming, crying, barfing, barking like a damn dog rn. The best smut I've ever read. Deserves a gold star. I'm in love with you rn."
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"Litteraly going feral. Screaming, crying, barfing, barking like a damn dog rn. The best smut I've ever read. Deserves a gold star. I'm in love with you rn."
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Do you ever get in such a mood to consume a whole box of cereal or is it just me
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