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if this isn’t art, then i don’t know what it is

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If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

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my self esteem drops faster than my battery life 

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So today I was waiting for the bus after I got my hair cut and this guys sits next to me.

Guy: you look like a lesbian.

Me: what?

Guy: you look like a lesbian, your hair is too short.

Me:so?

Guy: So guys don't like it.

Me: and I should care because...?

Guy: you're not gonna get laid with that hair.

Me: well, thankfully I like women even more than you so trust me, I am gonna get laid.

Guy: oh, you're into chicks? That's hot.. Apart from the hair I'd fuck you.

Me:...

Guy:...

Me: I CHANGED MY MIND YES TAKE ME I'M YOURS!

Guy: what?

Me: (SCREAMING LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD IS HERE) OH SHIT SLAM ME AGAINST THAT WALL AND FUCK ME IN THE ASS PLEASE DO IT OH GOD I NEED YOUR DICK!

Guy: you're fucking weird. (stands up)

Me: OH... OH WHAT'S WRONG? AM I MAKING YOU UNCOMFORTABLE?! WELL, THAT SUCKS, BOOHOO PRINCESS! NOW GO BACK TO THE PIT YOU LIVE IN AND GO FUCK YOURSELF!

(Guy leaves. I sit down)

Old lady sitting next to me: that was faboulous.

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Meet Mace and Anthony on February 4th!

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And god I can’t wait for the day that I can say “i’m not sad anymore”

Someday i’ll be able to listen to What a catch, Donnie (via sussarrare)

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The Signs Pet Peeves

Aries: People who complain a lot, excuses, people being bossy, phoniness, uptightness, being ignored, bullies

Taurus: Impatience, clinginess, people being rude, excess movement

Gemini: dullness, slowness, authority, secrecy, criticism

Cancer: boasting, intrusiveness, messiness, haste decisions, being ignored, ungratefulness

Leo: humorless people, being ignored/avoided, complaining, disrespect, losing, stinginess, jealousy, authority

Virgo: messiness, crowded areas, not being answered, complaining, snobby/spoiled people, being pressured

Libra: being yelled at, not being able to express themselves, ultimatums, unfairness, BITCHES

Scorpio: intrusiveness, being taken advantage of, being ignored, superficiality, weakness, people not contributing, betrayal

Sagittarius: criticism, broken promises, boredom, clinginess, materialism

Capricorn: time wasting, people asking for favors, unclearness, unpredictability, people who aren't trusting, laziness, PDA

Aquarius: prejudice, being mocked, hypocrisy, restriction, boastful people, authority

Pisces: ultimatums, sarcasm, liars, ungratefulness, unkindness, surprises

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You can’t keep kissing strangers and pretending that it’s her.

Ten Word Story, Meghan Hale (via suspend)

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pronunciation | 'sik-a-trIz (click link for pronunciation guide)

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Baby: H...h-h..

Parents: Oh? Your first word! What are you trying to say? Hello?

Baby: H..h....

Baby: Hi, I am Erica! How are you? :) I am a game developer and I and my team are currently working on a impressive game. We would like to ask you a favor. Can you test it out and see how it works? Will take ONLY few seconds! Would appreciate your opinion and feedback. Try it on MY TUMBLR. Thank you very much darling, tell my how it was we can chat later!! Erica :)

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Know that when I said I loved you, I meant it. Know that no matter how fucked up we both got, I never would’ve stopped trying to fix what was already broken. I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be us.

May 27, 2014. To him. (via myheartin—words)

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Aries - think about the last place you cried; make a point to kiss someone you love in that exact spot. Taurus - you don’t have to wait until spring to feel awake again. Gemini - don’t forget to pay attention to the moon. Cancer - you are so important. Leo - make time for yourself, but make time for other people too; don’t try to be your own company all the time. Virgo - you are safe. you are safe. you are safe. Libra - the world is a scary place, but you are scarier. Scorpio - if you’re feeling far away from yourself, do something with your hands; it might keep you grounded. Sagittarius - the weather is getting cold again; please don’t try to mimic it. Capricorn - you are hurting but you have to remember that you’re not the only one. Aquarius - you’re not as fragile as you think. Pisces - there has been something welling up at the back of your throat for too long and I don’t know if it’ll be good or bad but you’re gonna have to let it out.

next week’s horoscopes, m.s.  (via sweetestsecrets)

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The “what girls really want inside them” starter pack

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"so there’s this new show….."

"there’s lesbians in it"