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*goes to school* im doing this for you nicki
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NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon
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If I fits, I zips
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You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.
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I have like 277262 kisses saved up for you
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some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc
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brain: remember kyle xy
me: i didn't even watch that show, but yeah
brain: yeah
me: why'd you remind me of it
brain: yeah
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We assume others show love the same way we do — and if they don’t, we worry it’s not there.
(via johnatha)
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She didn’t even make it through the front door
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*listens to “big girls dont cry” while crying* *cries even more because now I’ve also disappointed Fergie*
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