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child-of-the-sea-and-sky · 24 minutes
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destiel fans genuinely we are so lucky that Misha is our guy because nothing drives that man more than a need for attention and a lack of ability to feel shame
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child-of-the-sea-and-sky · 28 minutes
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starting a conspiracy theory that misha collins came out as bisexual because he experienced so much workplace homophobia on the supernatural set that he momentarily forgot he was actually straight
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child-of-the-sea-and-sky · 28 minutes
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tumblr users will have the most inaccessible, unreadable, low contrast, flashing carrd you can possibly imagine, with a dni full of insider acronyms with no translation and numerous link buttons labelled with cryptic captions, and then go ahead and put “ableists dni and kys!” on that carrd
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child-of-the-sea-and-sky · 29 minutes
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whats the fucking point of having laws if people can keep making led headlights
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child-of-the-sea-and-sky · 31 minutes
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Hgsk. Got an annotated note in my mychart from the doctor who did the additional breast ultrasound on Friday, and the “unusual range of spinal flexibility” note is killing me because a) that has nothing to do with my breast health and b) I know the exact moment she’s referring to.
They needed to scan the side of my breast more clearly. But instead of rolling over onto my side like they expected, I just twisted my upper torso and asked, “Is this enough?” while keeping my hips flat and the doctor just straight up looked at me like I’d performed a maneuver from the Exorcist.
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child-of-the-sea-and-sky · 35 minutes
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child-of-the-sea-and-sky · 35 minutes
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So one thing I’ve noticed is that people’s DnD characters may vary but there is usually an underlying thread that they all have in common. This thread is typically related to what that person struggles with the most.
For instance, my betrotheds DnD characters: a bitchy warlock we had to bust out of two different pacts, a sassy barbarian, a reformed drow cultist, and a sunshine fighter cleric.
All these characters were wildly different but at their very core struggle was them grappling with their self worth. My betrothed struggles with their worth a great deal and even with different facets showing their characters all have that too.
Mine all tend to contend with different themes of loneliness and acceptance. Surprise, surprise, the little autistic gremlin yearns to have been met with more love and lasting friendships.
So we’re at breakfast. I am meeting a new friend of my betrotheds for the first time. It’s been twenty minutes since I’ve met this man. I say my theory. He laughs. He starts to describe a few of his characters but specifies that he often has healing aspects. He gives a very broad overview of their character arcs.
I ponder for a moment then said, “Would you like to have my assessment?”
He laughed, “Sure!”
“We’ve just met. It’s gonna get real.”
“Bring it on.”
“I think your struggle is that you feel you must offer something of value or service to people to be worthy of their love.”
His jaw dropped. His fork froze midway to his mouth. A potato fell. He stared into space as this sank in. Quietly he said, “Oh.”
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child-of-the-sea-and-sky · 37 minutes
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How long do you have to be on T until you can start on R, A, N, and S
i can’t even think of a worthy reply this is the best ask ive ever gotten
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child-of-the-sea-and-sky · 38 minutes
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All credits to demolisherspork on tiktok!
Please go have a look at their stuff! It's sooooo good!
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child-of-the-sea-and-sky · 39 minutes
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a watched pot never boils so i'm just alternating between looking at and away from this pot so i can edge it
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child-of-the-sea-and-sky · 40 minutes
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my beautiful wife Prev Tags is back. btw. she's in the meatball menu they put her in the meatballs.
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child-of-the-sea-and-sky · 41 minutes
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The real reason everyone makes fun of Dicks Discowing outfit is because he's the only one that can somehow pull it off
Every superhero and vigilante has has a costume like that at some point, something daring or a bit ridiculous that in hindsight that they just couldn't make work for whatever reason. Nightwing? The pretty motherfucker not only made it work, he slayed in that outfit. It looks ridiculous by itself on display in the batcave but not when Nightwing puts it on
The only reason Dick doesn't know this is because all his siblings have collectively gaslit him into thinking that it's his worst costume to date.
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child-of-the-sea-and-sky · 44 minutes
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The real reason everyone makes fun of Dicks Discowing outfit is because he's the only one that can somehow pull it off
Every superhero and vigilante has has a costume like that at some point, something daring or a bit ridiculous that in hindsight that they just couldn't make work for whatever reason. Nightwing? The pretty motherfucker not only made it work, he slayed in that outfit. It looks ridiculous by itself on display in the batcave but not when Nightwing puts it on
The only reason Dick doesn't know this is because all his siblings have collectively gaslit him into thinking that it's his worst costume to date.
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This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.
1,024 dice. Man.
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