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Red Hood: The Lost Days fanart 💚

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just encountered the exact opposite problem of when people name babies instead of future adults. one of my classmates named her son octavius maximus. girl we are naming future adults not future roman emperors

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as someone who was on deviantart way too much in middleschool my relationship to the furry community is sort of like how athiest people still celebrate christmas.

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people talk about the weirdness of seeing school friends get married and have kids but its even crazier when its online friends. like bro i've seen your carrd kin list. we went to homestuck together. brothers in chronically online arms. what do you MEAN youre pregnant.

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mildly funny when someone gets divorced out of your family and your relationship status becomes like. ex-uncle. ex-stepsibling. yeah we shared holiday dinners for years and now you're just some guy to me. c'est la vie.

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related to kids being shocked by older people knowing media: funniest interaction ive had recently was meeting one of my teenage cousins friends who tried to show me vocaloid songs, was surprised i knew them, and was then consequently confused that i DIDNT know all the project sekai characters. girlie im sorry im an oldhat vocaloid fan all i know about pjsekai is it has tgirl swag and clowns.

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Messages from the Birds of Prey.

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Reading DC comics from back in the day and having other characters casually call up Oracle on the regular when they needed information is just making me sad man. Barbara Gordon used to be at the center of the goddamn universe. She used to be the go-to gal for everybody in the cape and cowl community. She was the glue that held the world together. The freaking JSA went to her whenever they were in a jam for christ's sake. Now what the hell does she have? She lost just as much as Cass and Stephanie did in the N52 if we're being honest.

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i wish i could point at my mom and be like ah yes thats the tool that gave me social anxiety but comically my parents were actually fairly chill. like i was never threatened with punishment but kid me decided to construct my own rules and then lived in constant fear of breaking them. like girl at least it makes sense when the catholics get haunted by guilt. what was my excuse.

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Happy pride month canon ravenbarley

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dan and phil’s tastes in men baffle me because based on their personalities you’d think dan would be into conventionally attractive men and phil would be into weird street magicians or court jesters doing yoyo tricks but no it’s dan who’s into anthropomorphic tigers and pharmaceutical logos and himself and phil’s the one lusting over muscly hunks posting thirst traps on tiktok

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posting in the groupchat when you’re the only one who’s PST and it’s after everyone else’s bedtime

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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

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hold on something just happened

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i hope dan and phil 2.0 contains a series of short films directed by art house director phil lester and starring his over dramatic muse dan howell

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Candace says "fuck" all the time but we see a censored version where her language is cleaned up.

Doofenshmirtz used to say "fuck" but he stopped after having a daughter, even after she grew up and started saying "fuck" all the time herself.

Isabella doesn't say "fuck" because naughty words are against the Fireside Girls rules.

Ferb would say "fuck" but it's a waste of his daily line-of-dialog.

Beford used to say "fuck" until Baljeet dared him not to and it worked.

Perry would say "fuck" but he can't talk.

Phineas is physically unable to say "fuck".