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my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse

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Firefly Festival | 9/23/22 | x

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the circus was in town that day 🤡

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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

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me going to bed tonight

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Lavender lamborghini roll up in a blue bikini bitches on the beaches looking super cute and freaky all my friends are princesses we keep it whipped and creamy ice cubes on our tongues because we like to keep it freezy

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Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

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This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website

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That’s a pretty cool political opinion you got there dude. Did your web of online friends and mutuals who all subconsciously monitor each other and self-correct in a panopticon-esque fashion to ensure that your views all stay in line with each other’s at all times pick it for you?

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for my male audience

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women should lift weights because it prevents osteoporosis in old age and makes you a more capable person in everyday life please shut up about butts and waists and hourglasses i'm going to fucking kill

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✦ Speak ✦

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I think it was put 10 million years ago just for cats

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i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die

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THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD