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my first ever LGBT character was a gay dude named Jim Cocker-Focker. I was 11 years old and my parents said that name was “a bit much”. Jim was one half of a Team Rocket-style duo tasked with kidnapping my friend and I for their mysterious boss who wanted us to go on some kind of heist that involved various locations around the world. Jim was incredibly camp and also incredibly frustrated because his companion, Bob, whom he had known since childhood, had still not noticed he was gay.

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welcome to the gay store, can i take your order? lol

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the most recent ep of the good place had tahani in a dress which showed prominent stretch marks and it made me so happy and here’s jameelas pov making me even happier !

[Jameela is a trans postitive feminist, TERFS don’t interact]

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gnome, kobold, goblin, halfling, and kenku PCs:

the rest of the party:

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Doctor: [singing to oneself]: Tka tka tooh, do do do do do do, de do do do do do beow beow beow beow beow beow buh nuh, bah dah buh buh buh buh, hey!

Someone else: Hey!

Doctor: What?

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the classes as bernie sanders, part 1

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nobody who cares about what i need to yell about is allowed to know what’s happening and it’s a problem

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So, I decided to officially make a Patreon. This is the beginning of it and please be patient with me as I try to figure it all out since I am pretty new to it. 

My Patreon also comes along with a Discord server! 

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players: oh haha this dungeon is pretty tough. maybe we should take a break right in front of the boss chamber?

the DM, already rolling dice:

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yes, I’m a DM, yes, I love writing, no, I don’t know how distance works. Is that building 100 feet away or 40 feet away? Should you be able to see something ten minutes down the road? Is 1,000 feet long? Is 30?? Is 6??? Could you walk across the continent in 2 weeks or 2 years? I hate this. I hate travel. I hate measurement. Fuck you.

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Gays really play a tiefling in Dnd and go "this lad needs heavy trauma"

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the cr crew when needing to make a difficult roll with massive margin for disaster: taliesin—

said eldritch being, immediately: i rolled a 99

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choose your fighter

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me, encountering Tiamat for the first time in Hoard of the Dragon Queen: