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Paint me like one of your French girls

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#VibeChecks

thinking about this

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Reblogging for the sheer audacity of these "Da fuck is this fish?" reblogs

sometimes I think about how red is the first color in the visible light spectrum to be absorbed in ocean water

and how many deep-sea creatures evolved to be red as a stealth adaptation, making them near invisible when there’s little to no light present

and it makes me think. If there’s never any visible light present in these animals’ lifetimes, if no ROV shines a little flashlight in depths that would otherwise not have light, would these animals ever get the opportunity to actually be red? that might be a stupid question.

imagine being a little deep sea creature and having no idea you’re red until something comes along and shines a light on you except you still wouldn’t be able to tell because you’re probably colorblind. anyway. I don’t know where I was going with this post

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Humans confused AF

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Today in Amusing Middle English, I came across an adjective meaning “noble” or “lovely” or “beautiful”. It can also mean, in various contexts, “graceful,” “lush,” “splendid,” “mirthful,” or “majestic”.

The adjective in question is “wlonk”.

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what if instead of having a fake name for internet personal-life purposes we could have a fake name for professional work-life purposes

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i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

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Come to S.A. where your rights mean shit

Unpopular opinion but literally not one person in the world should have their human rights violated

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Hades: I am the God of the Dead...Fear me!

Also Hades:

*Hades voice* Do Not Limp Your Wrist at Me, Boy

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ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ Verbote!!

Our German is showing...

wish lion's mane jellyfish would stop doing that

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That widdle face!!! （´・｀ ）♡

Do you like fictional birds?

I don’t DISLIKE them, but I can’t think of any I’m invested in off the top of my head! I did love Mordecai from Regular Show as a kid, though!

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why do we even have that layer???

i love listening to my fiancée drawing

“no stop” “oh no i didn’t mean to do that” “wRONG LAYER” “wait go back” “what line is that?!” “cAN YOU– [irritated noises]” “oh you…bastard” “what..layer is that on??”

she’s so cute djksfh

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It was then that Kaldut knew...he fucked up

and in that moment, Kaldur knew fear

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BITCHES BE JEALOUS OF AO3

LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY!

Amazon Unveils a [Horrifying] Fanfic Publishing Platform

Today, Amazon announced the imminent launch of its newest endeavor, Kindle Worlds, a publishing platform for fanfiction. When I read the announcement, I was horrified, then angry, then sad. I want to take a moment to explain why this is such a tragedy.

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And if all else fails, a few drones will be sacrificed by the hive, and sting the living shit out of the beekeeper

vegans make peace with honey

no shut up do it

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He ain't wrong though...