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Nothing says "Healthy and Functional Democracy" like an entire nation being gripped by dread because it's an election day.
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Thinking about that guy that created a cleanroom in his local makerspace and built an entire gene therapy from scratch, making a virus that supposedly delivered the ability to digest lactose and then SWALLOWED IT LIKE A MAD SCIENTIST AND CURED HIMSELF OF LACTOSE INTOLERANCE, EATING TWO CHEESE PIZZAS TO PROVE IT
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are you doing the trick or treat thing?
well it's already the 1st of November over here but hell yeah sure why not have a treat!
Holotype specimen of Sinocalliopteryx gigas, with feathers preserved all over its body and the remains of a fossil bird in its stomach!
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ice hockey nicknames be like:
also, assigned babygirl/angel/wifey by wikipedia:

update: new sidney crosby nicknames dropped over the weekend


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the saddest thing about life is that tattoos cost many money. oh and traveling? also costs many money. video games? many money. starting a new hobby? usually many money. concerts? so many money and also good luck even getting tickets. going out and getting a fancy beverage? you know the drill.
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A) i was a church organist
B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk
C) i can hold my breath for 40 seconds
Which one is a lie
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is it so bad to want to kill everyone at all times
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Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?
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