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it's called the switch 2 because you see the price and switch to a better hobby

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twinsies!! ..almost

I'm a millipede so you're like my fast and spooky(/pos) cousin!!! :}

being a centipede sucks at times.. if i had a dollar for every time ive seen someone respond to an image of a centipede with "omg burn it with fire!!!!" i would be the richest man in the world

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Let your therianthropy be messy. Don't you dare let anyone tell you you're not x species because you don't do something or you do something else. Don't let anyone tell you you can't be a carnivore because you're vegetarian. Don't let anyone tell you your personal experiences somehow exclude you from being x animal.

Don't let anyone tell you that you have to have one hundred reasons why you're your theriotype. Just feel it, just close your eyes and feel it. Spread your wings, flex your claws, grow your shoots, breathe.

You owe nobody an explanation of who or what you are, you can just be. Feel your way through therianthropy, you don't have to justify everything with facts or an experience or "I knew this since I was little". It's not necessary.

Go with your instincts.

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Beings keep forgetting what alterhumanity is about (from what I've seen) in and outside the community so here's a reminder

Under a cut because it's long

Alterhumanity is about being partially non-human

Alterhumanity is about being fully non-human

Alterhumanity is about being human but with a connection to non-human things/being non-human

Alterhumanity is not a cookie cutter design and each one is different. And not just species wise

Alterhumanity is not about wearing/owning/making gear of any kind

Alterhumanity is about accepting 'delusional' or 'crazy' alterhumans

Alterhumanity is about community and being brought together

Alterhumanity is about love and compassion

Alterhumanity is about creativity

Alterhumanity is not about quadrobics

Alterhumanity is about acceptance

Alterhumanity is not something all need to be proud or open about

Alterhumanity is about accepting 'weird' species

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btw if you’re fat and your partner doesn’t love you wholeheartedly, if they’re attracted to you “despite” your body, if they avoid touching you, if they look away from certain parts of you, you’re allowed to break up with that person. look at me. you can do better. you are not unloveable and you don’t have to settle i fucking promise.

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happy PRIDE i’m here i’m queer and i believe the land should be given back to the proper indigenous stewards.

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It's kind of stupid and annoying as fuck to me, to be honest, when people are like "trans men need to understand that women are afraid of men for a good reason-"

I think trans men KNOW.

It is literally a THING I have seen trans men speak about a lot where they start to realize they can't speak to women and interact with them the same way they used to because now they look like cis men. I think trans men who pass as cis men are well aware of the fact that women are afraid of people who look like society's expectations of what cis men look like - they literally talk about it. THEY HAVE LIVED IT.

I'm sorry, but it's just so stupid to me - do you seriously think most trans men are not WELL AWARE of what it's like to be terrified of men the same way any other woman is? Do you seriously think most trans men aren't well aware of the fact that they cannot interact with women in the same ways they used to before they started looking like cis men?

Trans men?

The men who make TikToks about how terrified they are when they have to be around a majority cis men and pretend like they're one of them?

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Happy queer pride to every traumagenic system out there!

This includes traumagenic systems with CDDs as well as traumagenic systems without CDDs!

Happy queer pride to every traumaorma headmate out there!

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I just want you to know that Henry (from Horrid Henry) would absolutely love you and think you are the coolest!

anon I instantly love you

since I'm not a minors dni blog I'm gonna give you two responses

if you are a minor you have no option, you get hugs if wanted and pizza at a recreated Freddy Fazbears Pizzaria where there sincerely isn't anything wrong and it's just a Chuck E Cheese but way better

2. if you are an adult you can choose the previous option OR me kissing you with tongue entirely for comedic purposes before also receiving the previous option, up to you

......also if you wanna talk abt Horrid Henry reach out cause I mean I am pretty frequent on here, even if only on my gimmick blog @catherine-offical

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I thought you said humanity and I was about to ask... so many questions...

i need the humidity to leave the 90s or there will be a brand new wikipedia article

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french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

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thank you very much for teaching so openly abt this

hello!! uneducated little guy who's trying to learn more about drugs and addiction to support drug addicts better in the future!!

how is??? nicotine worse than hard drugs???

hard drugs are like heroine (did I spell that right or did I spell Female Hero I forgot-) and meth right??

I believe you but..how????

I'm mostly talking in terms of the addictiveness rather than other effects but nicotine is stupid addictive. It's sooooo bad. I've been on a lot of things in my life, I'd been clean of everything else for nearly 15 years before I managed to kick nicotine. I don't know if the numbers I've heard thrown about have any scientific backing but I've heard it said in drug services that nicotine is x times addictive as y scary drug a lot.

There's other things that contribute to how tricky an addiction it is too, like that you remain functional while under the influence, it's socially acceptable and a highly social drug, and it's one that fits into your life so easily, which all reduce pressure to quit and increase appeal.

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Always a good time to burn down yet another village!

Patreon

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hello physically disabled person reading this. it is not your fault that your medical supplies are made from a lot of single use plastic and you can continue using them guilt free. your health comes first. thank you for existing.

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rent lowering “i think y’all use “tme” as a cudgel to silence trans people who disagree with you” gunshot again because i apparently cannot talk about transmisogyny at all on here without y’all showing up

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i had a thought of "do people not know what AUs are anymore?" and then i remembered nobody explains fandom stuff to new people anymore so it is entirely plausible people genuinely don't know what AUs are and nobody has explained it to them, so for today's lucky 10,000:

"AU" stands for "Alternate Universe" or "Alternative Universe" (same difference) and is basically any thought scenario for a fandom that isn't canon and can't fit within the canon universe. If it takes place in the canon universe but something is notably different, that is typically what's known as a "Canon divergent AU," because it diverges from canon.

an AU can be absolutely anything. There's a couple of widespread pan-fandom au scenarios that often get thrown around, like coffee shop aus, genderbend aus, hanahaki aus (hanahaki is a whole thing in itself i'd recommend researching on your own), etc. One you might hear sometimes is "crossover AU" which is when you have characters from one fandom interacting with characters from another.

You can have as many aus as you want. They can be whatever you want and you can do whatever you want in them. It's a sandbox for you to play around in and explore how things would be different or how the characters would act in those circumstances or environments. Maybe they have different relationships with each other. Maybe they behave slightly differently. Or you can just say "Okay, [x] is true. How did they get here? How would things have to be different for this to occur?" which can also be fun.

If you are ever confused about why people ship something that seems completely out of the blue or doesn't make sense to you in the canon setting, there's a good chance they like it in an AU setting! Not everything everybody is interacting with is necessarily the canon! Not everybody wants things to exist in canon and just want to explore playing dolls in a different sandbox and that's okay. And their sandbox might look a lot different than yours, and that's also okay. You have the freedom to make your sandbox whatever you please. Do whatever you want forever. Get funky with it. AUs are fun.

Okay that's my schpeal. everybody go have fun and play nice now.