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do u ever feel like you’ve accidentally tricked certain people into thinking you are smarter and have more potential than you actually do and do you ever think about how disappointed they’ll be when you inevitably crash and burn
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Pre-nap me: gosh I'm just a lil bit sleepy I could use me a lil nappy nap
Post-nap me: why.... Why do I exist in this world.... How do I know what is real... What is the truth.... I'm so thirsty
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There’s a nice building for lease across from the pharmacy I go to and I wish I had the money and opportunity and know-how to turn it into an independent bookstore like I want to.
I have so!!! many!!! ideas!!! for!!! it!!!
It would be called THE BOOK NOOK and I would hire a local artist to paint the walls. The kids section would be all COLORS AND MAGIC and have comfy floors and pillows!! There would be a donation section for old books and toys for kids too little!! And it would offer a short-term babysitting area for families with low income!! There would be a little Harry Potter turret and a bookcase that looks like the wardrobe from Narnia!
I’d talk to a local bakery about running a cafe instead of a Starbucks! It’d offer free wifi!
There’d be a student discount and a military discount but also one for people learning English as a second language because that’s hard! There’d be books in other languages! Not just how to speak other languages but romances and horrors and thrillers and comedies because those exist in other languages than English and sometimes people want to read them!
We’d offer computer literacy classes for however much you could pay! And writers workshops! Tabletop game nights! There’d be volunteer tutoring and peer review for kids who need help in school!
There would be a Whole Big LGBT Section. I’d work with independent publishers and small LGBT publishing companies to have a great big LGBT section. And also in that section would be contact information in case you ever needed to talk to someone!
There would be textbook loaning services better than that bullshit university bookstores put you through! And my employees would get time and half on holidays, not just Christian holidays like Christmas and Easer but holidays Hanukkah and Passover and Ramadan! And mental health days!
IT WOULD BE SO GOOD.
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the idea that other people can see me and observe me and watch my fleshbody interact with the physical world it inhabits is absolutely abhorrent to me
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listen I think we all know jordan baker from the great gatsby is a lesbian
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lana in 2013: what’s a swan queen
lana in 2016: hey who wants to see my SQ fic rec
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I’ll fight whatever you give me, boss, but nobody said nothin’ about getting dragged through the ass end of demon town.
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*waves and winks at every security camera passing*
Mom: What are you doing.
Me: I’m doing it for Root.
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So back when I was in elementary school, I was a pretty busy kid. My parents both work full time and I’m their only child so I among my many chores was keeping the driveway clean. Easy, right? Except that once in a while people let their dogs take a crap there and it’s all ewww and gross and smelly.
So one day I came home from school and this new lady in the block was walking her poodle (? It was small, white and curly but I don’t know jack shit about dogs tbh) a few meters in front of me. When they reached our driveway, the dog swerved right and dropped like six or seven turds while walking, a few paces in between each. I didn’t even know dogs did that. The lady didn’t even bother.
That was too much. My pride as a driveway-sweeper was hurt. “Excuse me, ma'am, you lost something on our driveway!”, I yelled. But she just turned around, sneered at me and went on like nothing happened. Then it struck me - it must have been her dog that had ruined my driveway with increasing frequency lately!
So I did what any reasonable nine year old would do: I grabbed my trusty shovel, swept all the turds on there and marched over to her house (being paranoid someone would see me and I’d get in trouble all the while) and dumped them on her doorstep, patting them firmly into the mat with my shovel and ringing the bell when I was satisfied with the mess, then running away and giggling maniacally.
I never told my parents about this but I saw her on my way home after that a few times. She’d always glare at me but the frequency of dog poop in the driveway went back to normal.
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