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SHARK, IF YOU HURT HIM, I WILL USE YOUR BONES AS A XYLOPHONE.

I found a cool rock!!!!

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tag urself, im aang

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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

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when someone says I’m being over dramatic

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IG: @pet_foolery

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95% of the blogs i follow are shitposters but then occasionally a Aesthetic Post that’s just a pic of a hardback novel & a latte pops up on my dash and i spend a half minute staring & smiling anticipating the punchline but then

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colin and i found this sonic underground scene over a year ago and ive thought about the noise sonic makes every single day since

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you ever leave home to go on a journey of self discovery only to come back home and find that your little sibling did the same thing??

(trans woman anndi/trans man kevin au!! <3) (will this be continued?? maybe :D)

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dr peach with the diagnosis

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this is my cursed jug i have that bleeds when you pour water in it. 

we’ve done this ten, twenty times now to no apparent change?

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The Onion Headlines as Ghibli films

Spirited Away

Princess Mononoke

bonus:

Castle in the Sky

Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind

Howl’s Moving Castle

Kiki’s Delivery Service

Ponyo

The Cat Returns

My Neighbor Totoro 

Porco Rosso

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bastard located

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I know that officially Doctor Mario is just Mario dressed as a doctor, but I choose to believe that he’s Mario from an alternate timeline because it’s the option that lends itself to shenanigans.

Doctor Mario: Welp gotta head home. It’s our anniversary tomorrow and we’ve got an early flight to Delfino we have to catch

Mario:

Doctor Mario: Y’know most people follow that up with a little, ‘hey, happy anniversary’ or-

Mario: You’re married??

Doctor Mario:

Doctor Mario: You’re not????

Mario: No!! Who are you married to?????

Doctor Mario: To Tony!!!

Mario:

Doctor Mario:

Mario: WHO’S TONY??????

Doctor Mario: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘WHO’S TONY’???????????

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in this essay i won’t