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Double Life Soulmates as Orla Gartland Songs!
(Bc i just saw her in concert and dude if she wasn’t already a top ten artist man she sure is now)
Btw The Hit is just this whole season
Ranchers (Jimmy & Tango): Fall In Love With A Girl
Ik this is technicallyyyy a cavetown song but shush I’m talking abt the one where she is featured, okay?
“That boy/let him go/the lights are on/no one’s home/enough’s enough/find your girl/and fall in love/with a girl.”
This to me is Jimmy getting out of Flower Husbands which is lowkey a little shitty into a very healthy happy relationship with Tango who genuinely appreciates him and builds him up.
Dessert Duo (Scar & Grian): Oh GOD!
This song is specifically Grian about their relationship & what leads to secret soulmates.
Alternatedly: Between My Teeth
Toxic yaoi thank you for coming to my tedtalk
Martyn & Cleo: Late To the Party
Wanted to do Zombie! For shits and giggles but I am above that for sure.
(But highkey themes of dealing with someone else’s trauma works v well for these two- Martyn coming into GGG and Cleo dealing with Martyn’s Ren thing. Plus “when all your body’s burning up.”…nether anyone? No? Cool.)
Late to the Party bc it articulates the same things but far more correct for the pair.
Pearl & Scott: Did It To Myself
This feels equally like Pearl and Scott dealing with the consequences of their separation. Pearl trying to beg for forgiveness & explain she didn’t mean it, and Scott realizing he can’t accept it bc he’s already drawn his line in the sand.
Homewreckers: Codependency
Ngl i dont watch them so
Boat Boys (Joel & Etho): SOUND OF LETTING GO
This is honestly less DL specific and more just these two at every point after that. Divorce arc but obsessed af goes so hard.
Ren& BigB: Backseat Driver
Idk abt this one just…vibes?
Other:
Secret Soulmates: Three Words Away
The vibes aren’t quite right but do you see the idea?
Martyn & Ren & Pearl: Lonely People
This is about living life large and not being stuck in the life you’re given.
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I think this might be my new favourite screenshot of the GFG event omg
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M smol my gf hate me help hell help
I stupid sound too big and i got noped and i shut off cant talk she mad already cause i stupid dodnt tell her imma be gone and now she hate me I’m sorry sorry she dont thatr me i dont think i just drama and i hid cause scared
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Me: the AP test is LITTERALLY tomorrow you need to study
Me eight minutes later
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hello everyone! unfortunately, due to some real life circumstances i (apollo) had, i wasn't able to complete as much of the setup for this event as i wanted to. that being said, the discord server is open woot woot!! i hope to have the form for submitting titles done later this week. IIIIIF you need a refresher on how this event works, basically, people will submit titles that remind them of treebark/renchanting. then, writers, artists, any other kind of creative, will claim these titles. (No, AI is not art. you will be banned from this event and all future iterations of any event run by me if you use ai in any capacity). With the titles that are claimed, these creators will...create! minimum is 300 words for prose, 5 lines for poetry, or a sketch. this is intended to be a fandom sharing event more than a high-stakes "must get project done" event, but you're welcome to write/draw as much as you want! gen and ship works are both allowed.
feel free to send asks with any questions you have!
with that, welcome to treebark title swap 2025!
here is the link to join the discord. happy treebarking!!
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I forgot to tell you guys that i finished my Stardew Valley designs 😋 im trying to use Tumblr more lets see how long it lasts
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Standing in a checkout line, when an older man asks me about my Goncharov t-shirt. I say "It's a movie, " when the person behind me chimes in, "Oh, yes, Scorsese."
The original gentleman goes on to tell me about the author Goncharov, his favorite of his novels, and a famous character from one of the novels. The three of us discuss whether the main character in the movie is intentionally named after the author, referencing that character, or whether it just sounded good to the film maker. We discuss how steeped the movie is in symbology.
Two of us are having a very different conversation than the third.
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I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.
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if skizz and lizzie were in double life they wouldve been soulmates and they wouldve won on account of their shared charisma, inability to play minecraft and the numerous men who would do anything for them. you agree. send post.
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