Two bros were drinking one night. They were into some funny business. One bro decided it would be hilarious to spin the other around without letting him go. The other bro thought the best way to stop his bro was to bite him in the neck (probably for at least 20 seconds cause that purple little mark sure as hell didn't appear from a 2 sec biting oh no) while sucking the area..cause that will teach his bro to stop messing around with him.
The next day the bros thought the most appropriate way to deal with this was to tell the detailed funny story (cause isn't it the funniest shit when a bro leaves a hickey on another bro??) to their other friends as they smiled and noded like it was indeed none of their business to know the story.. all of this while the bro kept touching his work of art while the other bro basked on it and didn't let anyone else touch the area (?? speculation?? maybe)
A while later the bro was reminded again of this casual *but so funny* endeavor, so he retold the story to the audience while flaunting his now praised possession... everything oh so casually
(I've never used 'bro' so much in my life so even if this was supposed to be funny and ironic.. I'm disgusted lol)
I've gone mad.
~ this is purely fictional delulu ofc ,this did not just happen before our very own eyes ,nono ~
Also the fact that we're allowed to see this in HD is insane.