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[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back

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EVERYONE(!) I’m blazing this post because at this pace we might barely hit 1,000,000 signatures—or just fall short. PLEASE reblog this post, no matter where you are from, so we can reach as many EU citizens as possible and end this horrible practice!

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kissing you kissing you kissing you kissing you kicking you kicking you kicking you kicking you kicking you

awrrrff yayy kisses [-5] ow [-5] ow [-5] ow [-5] ow [-5] ow [-5] ow

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"Plushies are too innocent so I can't let them watch"

"Plushies can watch if they want"

Nah fam plushies are in on it.

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Puppify everything they do!! It's important!!!!

Don't just tell them to get their toys, tell them to fetch

When they yawn, make sure to pat their head and call them a sleepy puppy

Hand feed them treats!!

Casually call them a good boy/good girl whenever they get something done or do something right

When they forget something or mess up, laugh it off and call them a silly puppy

Don't just ask if they want to have sex, ask if they want to play

When you're going out, ask them if they want to go for a walk

Always preface gifts/favors/anything they look forward to by saying "does puppy want a treat?"

If they get stammery and flustered, just tell them to speak, it works miracles

When getting into bed or sitting on the couch, pat the bed where you want them to sit and they'll hop right up

Keep them in line by reminding them that puppies don't bite/talk/etc

Feel free to add anything you do to make sure your puppy never forgets that they're your pretty doggie ♥️♥️♥️

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fat porcelain dollgirl with lovingly filled in cracks for stretch marks

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imm a sleepypuppy a sleepuppy if you will a sleepup even !!! and im soso cuddly and nuzzling sosoosososoo soft style

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locked the fuck in in my crib going double plushie mode which is where you cuddle 2 different plushies at once

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accidentally got my plushie gf mixed up with my pooltoy gf and now she's pouting cause she had to endure a category 10 soggy plushie moment

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they put too many buttons on the bottom of this app!!!! 6 whole buttons is insane!!!!! there should be one button and it should bring you to my epic blog or perhaps a second button wwhere you pet me on the tummy

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inventing a new kind of sex where you crawl into my lap as pathetic as you want to be and unburden your heart to me and no matter what you say i pet your hair and coo in a soft voice that you’re so brave for telling me and it’s gonna be okay and then i hold you and let you suck on my tits for several hours while i rub your back. and you’re still the top btw

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Normalize petting a puppyboy’s stomach and calling him a good boy

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reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

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Corpse reanimated by a sex demon so now they’re a zombie in heat!!

Prowling around in search of a mate to breed with, chasing and pinning them down and having their way with them, mindlessly fucking them until they’re too exhausted to continue after cumming so many times!

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smoking that weed that makes u want to frot with a knight