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Amazing Mike's Hard Lemonade couch available for $200 locally on Facebook Marketplace. I wish I had room for it.
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HE SAID IT!! HE SAID IT!!
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Abor & Tynna – Baller | Germany 🇩🇪 | Second Semi-Final
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no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.
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eleanor shellstrop one of the protagonists of all time honestly. woman who sucks so much who gets put in a situation specifically made to make her worse and instead she gets better. filled with love for other people but replaced it with malice for as long as she could because love got her nothing. went from being selfish for survival to selfless for survival and in the end she lands on being selfless for selflessness's sake. she even has mommy issues. she's even bisexual.
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hey. sorry for calling you "my subject" at your family dinner. i'm not sure if i meant it in a princess way or a scientist way but either way it was definitely a sex thing for me
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And that’s the spirit of Eurovision✨
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The six horsemen of Eurovision

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"Keep it straight guys, said no one ever at Eurovision"
HAZEL BRUGGER THE LEGEND THAT YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
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see that's why the countries should always sing in their own languages for eurovision, i have no idea if they're insulting me, summoning demons or telling me about their kinks
and i love it
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Eurovision everyone
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I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

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Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous
Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you
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y'all know that whole left-brained/right-brained thing is fake right? and the "brain fully develops at age 25" thing? and the "we only use 10% of our brains" thing? yeah they're all complete horseshit please yell at anyone who says them
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Fancied a new phone wallpaper
[ID: a digital drawing that features the four members of the Hyaenidae family, from the top to the bottom: striped hyena, brown hyena, aardwolf and spotted hyena. Only their heads are shown peeping out from the left. They're painted with bright, unnatural colors and their eyes are not detailed. The word Hyaenidae is written vertically at the bottom right. End ID]
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