Exactly 158 years ago an extraordinary group of world’s greatest statisticians broke into my cage at the Zoo, captured me and strapped me to a chair with a typing machine left on the table and vowed to keep me chained until I manage to copy the entirety of the Hamelt by William Shakespere. After all these years I still haven’t completed my task, but I did write a great deal of other things by randomly mashing letters on my funny little keyboard some of which you can observe here with your own eyes. Enjoy
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This is funny coming from Reddit
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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??
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accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow
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there's a lot to shit on kojima for but I gotta respect that
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whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly
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No tech CEO or NYT bestselling novelist will ever match the creativity of a humble French postman who decided on a whim to spend thirty-three years building a surreal, majestic palace with the bricks and mortar of his dreams.
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enough preg let's litigate a new fetish. step right up who's got a good one
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I’m so happy I got this shot earlier holy shit
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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2
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apparently my aggressive and poorly trained dog that is too large for me to physically control is now making fake as fuck stories for reddit gold
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My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.
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i get high & start actn like joe biden
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(So horny it’s not even eliciting a physical reaction anymore) now draw them in a strained but ultimately polite professional relationship
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