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by 藤田かくじ@徳川の猿①巻発売中@orizurubros

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I just got high. Right infront of my momthers eyes Just as she cried. A+ daughter, right?(;

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hey patrick can you see my feet

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My sapphic ass just missed the toilet bowl & slipped in the puddle & fractured muy hulking iron body & now im too crying to get up now theres bugs crawling on me everywhere cuz i spilled my slurpy on my shirt 5 days ago & they want the sugars stuck in it wich i dont even blame them for at all

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my grinch sauwce might be the last thing u ever see from me

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fritolay sucks

eat it anyways stupid pig

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Puppies getting warm and toasty by the fire, ok?

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interesting

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No, no, it was 3 in the morning and I was sleeping all day, shooting, which made it seem like I was dreaming. Also, my friends, I dreamt that I was shot directly and that I died, unfortunately. I swear to you that I woke up terrified and the bombing will never stop

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theyre both yawning because theyre tired of sex

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the mitski patti harrison interview is good

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https://www.blutonews.org/article/14

Bluto Waggled His Butt a Bit Strangely

November 2nd, 2024

Bluto waggled his butt quite strangely today. He whipped it back and forth and up and down and around! He thrusted it back one final time and awaited the train to come flatten him and kill him badly.

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“You want to know how powerful I am? So do I.” -Electro