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Too soon... Hahaha
so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play
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My girlfriend finally grew up haha




do you ever just (???????????)
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If Kanye West and kim kardashian were both drowning and you only had time to save one, what kind of sandwich would you make?
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1. This is false. I haven’t burnt anything that I made for my boyfriend since I met him. In fact, it is more likely for me to accidentally undercook something at first because I’m nervous about the possibility of it burning. 2. You have never been in the kitchen or even near the kitchen when I made or served him food so it’s obvious that you heard me heat something up or get a pot out or whatever this morning and decided to pretend like I burnt something while cooking 3. After I had the waffles in the toaster for a mere 3 minutes this morning, there wasn’t even a hint of the smell of burnt food when they were done….. Seriously…. The kitchen smelt like it always does after I made it. 4. My boyfriend always tells me how delicious my food is and never says anything about it being burnt, and he’s the most honest person I know… Soooooo if he’s not saying anything and he’s the one eating it, then why are you? 5. Why do you have to go out of your way to post a false tweet like that so people that don’t know me much less do NOT care about your bitching can read it? 6. How did you like hearing my boyfriend rave about how good of a cook and girlfriend I am outside your door this morning? PS it was all his idea. You wanna play like that? Well we can too. 7. You jealous or naw? 8. Both him and I do nothing to you. We don’t post immature tweets about you, he says hello and asks you how you are when he sees you (he even asked how your break was the night before you decided to tweet this), and I’ve told him to not say something to you in the past so I can avoid conflict…. Seriously grow up. You’re annoying lol.
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Looks like another DLC character has been leaked in SSB4. 😄
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