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We’ve been going through an ice storm and basically the entire week I have been bouncing. Bouncing my legs, bouncing off the walls, bouncing my head off the concrete

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Sent my tits to half my coworkers on accident
#it was actually my ass which is worse#what if my labia was in it#I didn’t save the ass I saved the titties#found out later AT WORK it was actually my ass I forgot in the panic
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keep up the good work you guys inshallah the stress gets to be too much :)
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I heavily recommend The Books of Elsewhere. They’re easy to read, but also have fantastic imagery and detail, and not really that childish. They set a lady on fire

#the lady is made of paint and vaguely a bad guy but still#apparently oil paint catches quick as hell#also idk if kids books but reading The Big Over Easy#and The Fourth Bear by Jasper Fforde#Nursery stories come to a life of crime? love it
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Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.
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The trees, they are looking





Eyes of the forest. Aspen trees
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Already seeing people on tiktok saying “I still hate trump but he ate with this one” like … babes … you just got propagandized … that’s literally exactly what he created this situation in the hopes you would say …
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I want you to remember:
The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.
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This is the funniest thing I’ve seen today
“I don’t know why you’re being so loving when I have all the love! Chill out I don’t need more!”
Have your self a good day mam. You are loved and you are worthy. It's not always easy being cheesy, but keep being cheesy. Your one of the greats. A wife. You are up there. Stop doubting yourself. I need you to chin TF up and recognize you a bad ass bitch. Also, if I had a moment with you right now I would kiss you. Softly, and hold you to make you feel okay.
I don’t know why you keep messaging me trying to make me feel better when I’m literally the best I’ve ever been and felt. You can relax haha but thank you!
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Me, trying a pun for the first time: Why do melons have weddings? :D
My friend, a bitch ass psychic: Cantaloupe
Me, heartbroken I didn’t see this coming: Fuck you.
#quote log#she’s not really a psychic I picked a bad pun#well she could be but girlie keeps her minds eye closed if so
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You’re a little boring, but yea I’d let you slut me out
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