out here making stuff and thinking about ships*, salmon, storytelling, and other weird things... ❧ *by which I mean those big things that you go and sail in ❧ the reviews are in: 'questionable but delightful' ❧ [store]
regarding the song, the phrase 'oobh i got plany off time' originates in this youtube comment:
which itself refers to the pronunciation of '[noise for which spelling varies] I got plenty of time' in the Talking Heads' most important song, 'This Must Be The Place':
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...as for the other question, I have no idea how one might aspirate /b/ and now I'm just sitting here making strange noises in attempt to do so.
(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing
i said i'd do it and i did it. now i can quantify exactly how elvisy all my faves are... and you can, too!
feel free to spread this bad boy around maybe??? but here it is for some exemplary faves of mine:
a couple notes:
actual perfect score with full bonus points is 15/10
feel free to fudge the numbers in whatever direction you think is funnier; this operates on roger rabbit rules and i want you, person reading this, to be able to say so-and-so is "a 9 out of 10 on the elvis scale" for comedic effect if you truly want to
↑ this is why i counted hawkeye's gross martinis as "food"
when i started my last director job at a university, they told me one of my duties would be to write all the chancellor’s letters. me: “cool. but why though?” them: “English isn’t the chancellor’s first language.” me: “I’m aware of that.” them: “the chancellor likes the suggestions that autocorrect gives him if he misspells something.” me: “Ah.” them: hands me a copy of a letter the chancellor sent to a donor who had just given a million-dollar gift to the university, which includes the following: ‘The profundity of your gift fills us with the greatest horror. In recognition we have prepared a special plague to compromise you and your family’.
Which is why to this day when I’m struggling to communicate in a different language, i remember the chancellor, who was Doing His Best, and i try to give myself a break.