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ok how did oisin/the rat grinders know about the "she can't have been that good an oracle if she didn't see the storm coming" line? the only people who originally heard adaine say it were her parents and aelwyn, at that breafast table long ago, right? so what's going on, who repeated it where oisin heard it

- arianwen escaped the van with hands and is about to come back

- angwyn got brought back to life

- aelwyn betrayal (or she told someone about it way back when just as a fun story about what her sister said)

- oisin thought he came up with an original burn and it's actually a complete coincidence that it's the exact same thing as what adaine said / brennan just wanted to throw that line back at siobhan

???

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the obsession with realism as the gold standard of quality is the hole where good creature design and interesting fx goes to die

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"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though

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reminder that coming up with some fake little dudes and creating intricate storylines in your head is a completely free and fun way to pass the time and the government can't stop you

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I'm afraid that I have the worldbuilder's disease and it is terminal.

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the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

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why don't you do arts and crafts for 5 hours and then you'll calm down

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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

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they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also

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happy 4/20

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BORN TO FORGET

WORLD IS A BLUR

I Am Memory Issues Man

410,757,864,530 FORGOTTEN PRECIOUS MEMORIES

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as funny as aguefort's "violent deranged lunatics" last stand speech was, I think it's honestly really important to the conceit of d&d in general. like you cannot start analyzing the moral and ethical quandaries of the bad kids adventures without picking the world apart entirely. it's d&d! you're supposed to grab your banker by the balls and aim a pistol at his head! you're supposed to crash a pirate ship into a building in hell! you're supposed to turn hundreds of feet tall and grab the sun out of the sky! you're supposed to be wild and outside the box and fun and reckless, because it's all imaginary. which aguefort has been preaching since literally day one.

I understand why kipperlilly is mad, I do, and gorgug's anguish after "we didn't have to study at all, we could've just done this?" is such a succinct example of it. but it's aguefort!!!!! what did you expect!!!! of course he put in a system for people to just go hogwild and win with abandon! kipperlilly has been going to the school for at least 2 years before now. and aguefort is the most powerful and insane wizard of their age. why the fuck did she expect it to be different. that's what I don't understand. she's got a vendetta against the very foundation of how aguefort runs. she was just never gonna thrive in that environment. hudol and mumple are right there kettlecook cuntclapper, transfer away. this is aguefort bitch.

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grantaire with long hair and long coat is something that can be so personal

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only on dropout.tv can you watch a grown man in his thirties pretend to be a line of sexy rats doing a can-can and showing hole for just six dollars a month