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Tumblr is good for creative types because the tag system lets you be truly deranged about how much you like it without feeling as Exposed as a Comment Section

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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i love you mirror versions i love you possession i love you cloning i love you simulacrums i love you shadow selves i love you digital copies of a mind i love you alternate timeline versions i love you tropes that play with identity and what it means to be a certain person

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the bad part of autism they don't talk about is that sometimes hyperfixation does become an exclusive thing. yeah sorry nothing else exists for me right now. "didn't you say you were going to do things" yeah but my brain is having tunnel vision

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The sentences "Asexuals can still have sex" and "Aromantics can still date" need to go up on the high shelf for everyone except aces and aros talking about their own experiences. From now on, everyone else has to use the revolutionary new phrase "Asexuals and aromantics can do whatever the fuck they want forever."

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Wario Fact!

You can’t get rid of me. After humanity crumbles under its own hubris, after nature retakes its rightful home, after the sun dies and swallows everything whole, I will remain, Wario will remain.

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it's not a red string of fate those two are bound by dog collars and a steel chain

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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

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every time someone points out that "reject modernity, embrace tradition" is a literal nazi phrase there's like 4000 white people in the replies who all cry and sob and need to be comforted because their ~comfort meme~ is ~problematic~ and it's very very funny. i say thru gritted teeth

and no, you're not 'taking it from them' when you put it on a funny meme. you are normalizing it. you are helping develop it into a dogwhistle. and you deserve teeth in your grey matter

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chairman and her very special citizen <3

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

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revealing yourself as monstrous and inhuman and expecting me NOT to fall in love? ok….

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Make a Terrible Comic Day is rapidly becoming my new favorite holiday... here's Ronnie up to some shenanigans

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Yeah, the doctors ran some blood work and discovered I was actually the Thing all along. No, I don't know if my insurance will cover it