chivalry-is-undead
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Just got really sad realizing that AI is going to ruin the art of horrendous American fireworks packaging
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When the illness you have causes symptoms
This isn’t the gif i was looking for but I’m kind of enamored by it. Die white boy
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Homer will continue to strangle son Bart on 'The Simpsons,' co-creator James L. Brooks tells PEOPLE: 'Nothing's changing'
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Tenna soaks Spamton and milk and slaps him against the wall /wholesome
day 35
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Bro I just came up with a term for eating nerds clusters at 12:30 am. its called Poisoning Yourself
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i was too lazy to draw more in the TV TIME GETS AUDITED saga but can you pretend that the above doodle is followed by Tenna sitting with multiple darkner IRS agents trying to explain why giant gold statues of himself count as a tax writeoff, as well as explaining where multiple thousands of dollars in prizes went (personal use - uh, bonus room storage), etc. while Spamton's sitting there going "fuccckkkkk maybe they're talking about a different mail guy. i'm fine right. uh." eventually they get to the part where Spamton has secretly been siphoning money from TV Time to fund his various other perfectly legitimate cybercity side-hustles and he snaps out of it and tries to run (takes him a few seconds to do so, the chair is too big) but Tenna grows ten feet in anger and grabs him, crushing every bone in his body
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Donald Trump tossing and turning in his sleep whimpering “obamna…”
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