Text
I'm here and still filled with existential fear.
Hello it is I, Daniel returneth from the void. It has been a long time since I have expressed my presence with snazzy new merch, so to celebrate my return to the world of the living, what better theme than SKELETONS? These new items are things we have been working on separately for a long time (just like my video) but they all came together now, which is the universe clearly saying this is meant to be. Skeleton Vest / T-Shirt


Featuring an incredible graphite illustration by Neil McCathie, which could be an actual photo from the inside of my coffin if I was hit by a meteor tomorrow. Simultaneously scary and soft. This comes on a white vest for anyone that wants to feel the summer breeze on their bones, or a distressed black t-shirt for people who have something eating them up on the inside so hard it’s broken through your clothing. Pin Badge Set
A collection of enamel pin badges that really express an existential state. Coffee, candle, computer and a new chapter to symbolise your ability to achieve anything you want in this life - while ominously holding a skull as if you’re about to break into a monologue.
Silver Earring Set
A set of silver-look earrings designed to mix and match with your mood. A hoop, a skull, smiley face (that you have to spin upside down ofc), triangle, moon and a single stud. Yes, I basically just designed these to wear myself as it’s the set I always wanted. I hope you enjoy this cool collection which feels very authentically me. Now let’s all look forward to the future with wide eye sockets! - Dan
shop.danielhowell.com / us.shop.danielhowell.com / au.shop.danielhowell.com
25K notes
·
View notes
Text
anime girls are such abstractions of humans at this point they’re like bugs or lizards to me
77K notes
·
View notes
Text
hardcore pokemon players: the pokemon you catch early on are completely useless. You should just dump them for better ones later on
me:

35K notes
·
View notes
Text
bad news guys i think i’m too romantic to live in this world
155K notes
·
View notes
Text
how the signs overshare
angry/salty rants: aries, virgo, scorpio, capricorn
excited gushing about something they love: gemini, leo, sagittarius, aquarius
emotional stress rant about personal life: taurus, cancer, libra, pisces
138K notes
·
View notes
Text
thinking about life & its twists and turns today……a lot for an armadillo to deal with but i’ll be okay………….
261K notes
·
View notes
Text
you’ve gotta stat romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day.
434K notes
·
View notes
Text
short hair catra and undercut adora, please and thank you
9K notes
·
View notes
Photo
tell me why my gods look like you and tell me why its wrong - twitter | instagram | inprnt
7K notes
·
View notes