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Nap all day, Fallon all night @jimmyfallon #tonightshowbaby #hiltonhead #tonightshowwithjimmyfallon #shehastherightidea

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WATCH: Is That Mindy Kaling On A Box Of Tampons?

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Look at This Horse In a Suit 

Just look at him! 

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gotta love Aziz!

Sunday night reading at the Golden Globes. 😂

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If we can’t have Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer in the White House, we’ll take them as next year’s #GoldenGlobes hosts!

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“Zap! Zap! Double zap!” Jimmy unearthed an ‘80s Mark Ruffalo acne commercial!

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“I don’t like that word [brand]. It makes me sound like a fabric softener, or a packet of crisps. I’m not that. But there’s personality in an artist, and if you’re expecting people to let you in and give themselves to you, you have to be a whole package. I feel like some artists—and this isn’t shading any artist, just me trying to come up with my own explanation—the bigger they get, the more horrible they get, and the more unlikable. And I don’t care if you make an amazing album—if I don’t like you, I ain’t getting your record. I don’t want you being played in my house if I think you’re a bastard. My record is about my real life, so I have to talk about it. If you try to intrude or come near my family, I’m a lioness. Especially because my boyfriend isn’t famous. So I think it’s really unfair for anyone to want unlimited access to my family when we’re not a brand. Some people do, and if you’re happy to do it, then kudos—that’s f—ing great. But I don’t want my family to be part of my package. If my kid decides that when he’s old enough to make his own decision that he wants to be known for being my kid, I’ll be annoyed, but I won’t stop him. I’ll be like, ‘It’s your choice now.’ But this was my dream. This isn’t theirs.” - Adele for TIME Magazine (2016)

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THINGS WE’RE DEFINITELY NOT FREAKING OUT ABOUT:

MOHAWK STORM

ARCHANGEL

BB NIGHTCRAWLER

MOHAWK STORM

THE LAST SHOT OF THE TRAILER WHICH WE’RE NOT GONNA SAY BECAUSE YOU SHOULD GO WATCH IT 

JUBILEE!!!!

MOHAWK STORM

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How Rob Gronkowski’s Dad Raised America’s First Family of Jocks

The New England Patriots’s tight end is a cult figure in his own right, but there’s four more Brothers Gronk where he came from. In this excerpt from the new edition of photographer Bruce Weber’s annual cultural survey, All-American, patriarch Gordy Gronkowski explains his family ethos.

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My golden haloed angel baby, nothing will ever rival the pleasure I get from standing here next to you, basking in your feminine glow. Just this morning I was embracing you in my pirate arms, kissing every womanly inch of you as you helped me apply my eye liner. I’m so proud of you. Few have managed to become the timeless comedy icon you are while still managing to keep dudes like me on our toes, wondering if and when they will ever be able to wife you up. Darling beauty, you have accomplished so much and all of it looking as sexy as you do. You deserve more than a star on the Hollywood walk of fame, you deserve all the stars in the sky, a thousand puppies wrapped in bows, a tender hot oil massage– oh wait, this is getting a little personal. And there’s a drawing, there’s children here so I’m just gonna skip the rest of this. Alright, this is a long speech. Goddess, blah blah blah. Perfect in every way, blah blah blah. Body that won’t quit, okay, let’s get to the end. You’re a really good dancer and even better driver. You are the Jack to my Sparrow, the Gilbert to my Grape, the Whitey to my Bulger. Oh, and don’t forget to blow off Rashida for coffee tomorrow. In closing, there’s really nothing this woman can’t do. I love her, please marry me. And from me, personally, Amy Poehler, congratulations. My dear friend, you have the unique combination of boundless talent and unwavering integrity. I am very lucky to know you, you are the real deal, I love you. - Rashida Jones’ speech for Amy Poehler during Amy’s Walk of Fame

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