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The plan that you can stick to is the plan that is the most effective, but remember that when all is said and done, CICO is still king
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Y’all will never in a million years get me to watch game of thrones I actually have self love thanks *insert john_boyega_im_a_christian.gif*
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If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn’t know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses.
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Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.
Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.
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my dumb ass always thought the song went “i guess it rains down in Africa” and i was like damn i guess it do
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Imagine 2012 tumblr blogs shipping these two posts together and like a 5 mile long post with fanart, fanfiction, and a kickstarter to make this a tv show/comic
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never forget the sacrifice of those brave Americans who are ground up and made into hot dogs.
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Too depressed to be awake? Not depressed enough for a Depression Nap™? Welcome to Existential Crisis Wrapped in Blanket!
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job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!!
my depressed ass:
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