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[gets in with you]
[gets in my little clown car]
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Guys stop mucking around, we’ve only got 5 minutes till our show starts.
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reblog if you're corny and insufferable
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Was Elrond in a gay marriage? We don’t know, because it’s none of our goddamn business. … No matter what Elrond got up to, it didn’t effect his ability to perform his job like a boss. And that is to provide travelers with great directions.
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EVERYONE LOOK AT WHAT MY LITTLE BROTHER DREW RIGHT NOW


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I love when it’s obvious that a storm is coming but it’s only visible from one part of the sky, like if you look over here it’s clear blue skies and everyone is happy but if you look over there it’s an despairing omen of death
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soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes
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The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.
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don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!
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“I led 600 men into war and not one of them died!” Odysseus said with joys. He then watched as every single one of them died.
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Reblog this if you admire the person who reblogged this before you.
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YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
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New rp account made if ya wann go check it out
@scrybe-of-creatures-and-beasts
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