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Next time, don't drunk when you're armed. That's Gun Safety 101.

Did you keep an eye on where the bullet went? He might make it into jewelry.

She is beauty

She is grace

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...I'd be concerned about that, if he wasn't Lucifer.

*Sigh.*

No, it is not a thing. It's part of my job. And I only did it because he was being a bitch about it.

She is beauty

She is grace

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Do you think Lucifer would be more upset because you've been shot, or because - somehow - he thinks I shoot him as a "thing."

She is beauty

She is grace

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I can see the headlines now.

She is beauty

She is grace

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Keep a lid on it, fuzz face.

She is beauty

She is grace

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Do you really want to go there?

She is beauty

She is grace

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Thanks, you're a lifesaver!

I have to run to the precinct for a bit, new evidence for a case. Since you and Crowley are already here, do you mind just staying to keep an eye on Trixie? She's already in bed, but just in case.

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Of course dear! We will try to be quiet while she's asleep. Don't worry about getting back early, we really have nothing better to do.

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Don't you hate Hell?

Angel! I got you something!

- @thedemon-crowley

*Aziraphale is just about to go into Chloe's house when Crowley pops up around a corner.*

Crowley! Finally I was wondering when you would finally show up. What took you so long? *As he approaches Aziraphale sniffs the air gently.* You smell... strange.

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Oh, fancy. Don't mind if I do.

Why do you smell like smoke?

Angel! I got you something!

- @thedemon-crowley

*Aziraphale is just about to go into Chloe's house when Crowley pops up around a corner.*

Crowley! Finally I was wondering when you would finally show up. What took you so long? *As he approaches Aziraphale sniffs the air gently.* You smell... strange.

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*He’s sort of moping around LA now, spending time with Chloe when she’s not working. Crowley has disappeared as has Lucifer. Wherever they’ve gone off to, the very least they could have done was told their partners but nooo. Now Aziraphale is out going shopping for baby things with Lucifer’s credit card, and some of his own money. Clothes that will suit baby Rory just fine! (Lot’s of black and red. No knives yet because he doesn’t believe a child should wield a knife until they understand the danger of getting hurt.)*

Ah, this looks nice! *He says looking at some books for babies. They’re a bit simple so he collects some Higher level reading. Like animal encyclopaedias and books on the complex moral quandaries surrounding vengeance and how its outcomes can cause the worst to occur in you.*

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*He’s sort of moping around LA now, spending time with Chloe when she’s not working. Crowley has disappeared as has Lucifer. Wherever they’ve gone off to, the very least they could have done was told their partners but nooo. Now Aziraphale is out going shopping for baby things with Lucifer’s credit card, and some of his own money. Clothes that will suit baby Rory just fine! (Lot’s of black and red. No knives yet because he doesn’t believe a child should wield a knife until they understand the danger of getting hurt.)*

Ah, this looks nice! *He says looking at some books for babies. They’re a bit simple so he collects some Higher level reading. Like animal encyclopaedias and books on the complex moral quandaries surrounding vengeance and how its outcomes can cause the worst to occur in you.*

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Oh, that's right. Miracles.

It's alright, really! You can have your fun, I don't mind. And considering the boys will probably be occupied for a while, we might as well make the most of things.

Seems like you're having a grand old time! Have fun!

I really am! I do almost feel like something... is amiss.

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Well, I suspect it'll be a lot like Rory. And I'm hoping we will be fantastic parents this time around.

*She reaches out to help steady him as well.*

Maybe you should switch to mocktails too.

Seems like you're having a grand old time! Have fun!

I really am! I do almost feel like something... is amiss.

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Oh, thank you!

*Behind him, the bartender raises an eyebrow, as if to ask "Is this guy bothering you, ma'am?" She just smiles and waves him off.*

I'm very happy. Lucifer is too, even if he's, well, also worried. That man, I swear. He'll calm down eventually.

Seems like you're having a grand old time! Have fun!

I really am! I do almost feel like something... is amiss.

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Oh, I'm sure he'd love that!

#Whyever is that the case? Have you got work tomorrow?

Well, yes, I do, but I'm also pregnant. I know I'm not showing yet, but I thought I told you? I might not have, there was so much going on.

Seems like you're having a grand old time! Have fun!

I really am! I do almost feel like something... is amiss.

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I guess we're dancing today!

Seems like you're having a grand old time! Have fun!

I really am! I do almost feel like something... is amiss.

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Are we playing bingo now too?

I didn't think dancing the gavotte with an entire Lux worth of people would get on my 2025 bingo card. But it appears to be. I believe that is how this me me is written.

Nor did I have dancing with the beautiful Chloe Decker on my bingo card, I'm going to have to add that one!