chloemathis
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•twentytwo •Capricorn •unconventional •modified •introvert •bookworm •bicycles 💋🎀🌻Instagram : @ovrrjoyed
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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
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Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.
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Remember that reddit post that was going around several months ago about the dude who wanted an open relationship with his girlfriend because he wanted to date “hotter” women than his fat girlfriend but then when she agreed she was dating tons of hot guys and he couldn’t get a single woman to date him so he wanted to close the relationship because he thought it was unfair?
Sometimes I think about that and it gives me life.
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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
Jon Stewart
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reblog for good things to happen to you
the universe will listen
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