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did it work

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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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I THINK IM BOUTA STEAL

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now all the ladys on the floor start eroding ! *a harsh wind envelopes the club*

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read the whole story> here by @clarionglass :)

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I had a dream I invented a little toy or two…

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just stepped on an ant landmine it blew off a single cell from my foot

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Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

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Everybody shut the HECK up and look at this

S H O R K

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my grandmas dawg

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more comic characters should haunt their writers like how everyone who’s written John Constantine keeps meeting him in dark alleys

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ohhh I’m so sleepy you’ll have to rip me apart with your bare hands

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i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"

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I don't know anything about YuGiOh but "Overworked" is the greatest card art they've ever done