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taintedlxve​:

“It’s definitely gotten me head a few times.” Jordan said with a shrug, smirking at the woman and glancing back at the broom, “Come on, surely you’ve thought about it..” She shamelessly entered the room before tilting her head to the side, She’d tried her best to get Maisie out of the house but nothing had worked. At least recently, “Though I think the broomstick I have in mind is a little more managable for someone your size.” she teased with a lewd wink.

“And we’re giving that line credit for it?” Maisie teased. There was no denying Jordan was attractive, which was a way better enticement than whatever that flirting was. She took her headphones off properly, discarding them on the bedside table as she watched Jordan wink. “Oh yeah?” she questioned, teeth tugging on bottom lip for a moment before speaking again. “You can’t leave it on a cliffhanger, Jordan. You’re gonna have to follow through and show me.”

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edgecfeden​:

open to: f/femme faces note: alexa is a test muse !! she’s thirty and works in finance, probably either in NYC or SF

“now, now, not so fast,” alexa purred. one long, slender leg arched out to push the other back into the couch with her f.oot pressing gently on their chest. the d.omme knew she could cut an imposing figure standing at six foot two, even taller with the heels she wore, but that was half the fun. “i haven’t quite gotten the impression you want this badly enough… how are you going to convince me, hm?” the blonde smirked lightly, nodding meaningfully down to the heavy bulge of her c.ock showing through her tight-fitting slacks. “besides, you’re a cute little thing, but that just makes me worried about fitting inside you.”

alexa’s height was one of the first things kaya noticed when she met her new boss. being an entire foot taller than her, it was hard not to. especially now that she was looking up at her from the couch with doe eyes. “i’ll do anything,” kaya responded without hesitation. the eagerness and horniness making her mouth move faster than her brain. did she have a step by step plan ready for when the heel came off her chest? no, but she wouldn’t admit that to the woman she was eager to impress. “whatever you tell me to.” and though the compliment of being a cute little thing is only adding to the dizzy feeling, the mention of fitting is understandable from the size of the bulge alone. “i can do it.”

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“ 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚  𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞  𝐚  𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞  𝐨𝐧  𝐦𝐲  𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤 ? ” / closed starter for @taintedlxve​

maisie wasn’t some kind of anti-halloween goblin. in fact, she loved halloween! but it was so freshly october that they hadn’t even changed the calendar hung up in their living room. when jordan invited her out halloween decoration shopping, she opted to stay home and get ahead of her studies. with her headphones on, she didn’t even hear her roommate get home until she noticed the older woman standing in her doorway. she pulled her headphones to rest around her neck, raising an eyebrow in amusement at the cheap plastic witch’s broom they were holding. “tell me, does that line usually work for you?”

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I really really want to be the free use slut for a group of my friends. We can hang out and watch tv like normal until one of them needs a warm wet hole. Then I get passed around while everyone talks to each other like I’m not gagging on their cock/licking their cunt.

Invite new friends over and make me tell them that I’m the slut they can use if they keep hanging out with us. Invite me over to play video games and have me suck your cock while you play. Put me under the table during a dinner party. Make me try and hold a conversation while you finger me in front of everyone so you can all laugh and pat my head and agree that I’m the cutest dumb slut of the group.

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𝙽𝚂𝙵𝚆 𝙶𝙸𝙵 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙼𝙿𝚃𝚂

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no clue if this will show up in the tags yet, but this is a new indie sideblog (meaning i can’t follow back) please like/im for me to go through your open starters & reply to some! or feel free to discuss plotting if you would prefer to start something fresh / have me write you a starter !

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*      ―    ﴾  𝚗𝚜𝚏𝚠  𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚜  ﴿   :           𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍  𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍.  

a  random  assortment  of  nsfw  actions  and  silly  dialogue  prompts ,   perfect  for  the  spooky  season.   or  maybe  all  year  round.   i  won’t  judge  you.   feel  free  to  make  adjustments  /  add  specifics  /  reverse  wherever  you  see  fit.

actions.

[ HAUNTED  HOUSE ]:   sender  and  receiver  sneak  off  while  going  through  a  fake  haunted  house  to  have  sex.

[ ABANDONED ]:   sender  and  receiver  have  sex  in  a  supposedly  real  haunted  house.

[ CEMETERY ]:   sender  and  receiver  have  sex  in  a  cemetery.

[ HAYRIDE ]:   sender  and  receiver  have  sex  on  a  hayride.

[ COSTUME  PARTY ]:   sender  and  receiver  sneak  off  to  have  sex  at  a  costume  party.

[ ROLEPLAY ]:   sender  and  receiver  roleplay  in  their  costumes.

[ COSTUME ]:   sender  and  receiver  have  sex  in  their  costumes.

[ DRIVE  IN ]:   sender  and  receiver  have  sex  in  the  car  at  the  drive  in  while  a  scary  movie  plays.

[ SCARY  MOVIE ]:   sender  and  receiver  forgo  their  scary  movie  night  to  have  sex  while  it  plays  in  the  background.

[ MESSY ]:   things  get  steamy  while  one  or  both  muses  are  wearing  face  paint  or  makeup.

[ BLOODY ]:   things  get  steamy  while  one  or  both  muses  are  covered  in  (real or fake?)  blood.

[ COSTUME  SHOPPING ]:   receiver  helps  sender  pick  out  a  sexy  costume.

[ DRESS ]:   receiver  is  supposed  to  help  sender  into  their  costume  but  they  end  up  taking  it  off  instead.

[ CANDY ]:   sender  is  wearing  candy  pasties  and  the  receiver  eats  them  off.

dialogue.

“ your  costume  looks  complicated.  need  help  taking  it  off ? “

“ i’ve  got  some  candy  for  you … “

“ i’ve  got  a  treat  for  you … “

“ i  was  expecting  a  trick.  but  you’re  a  real  treat. “

“ if  i  were  a  zombie,  i’d  eat  you  first. “

“ wanna  take  a  ride  on  my  broomstick ? “

“ i’m  not  a  ghost,  but  you  can  still  get  under  my  sheets. “

“ you  look  so  sexy  dressed  up  like  (costume). “

“ wanna  check  my  pants  for  a  treat ? “

“ forget  your  broom.  ride  me  instead. “

“ i’m  tired  of  this  broom.  got  anything  else  i  can  ride ? “

“ i  bet  i  can  make  you  scream  tonight. “

“ is  that  candy  in  your  pocket  or  are  you  just  happy  to  see  me ? “

“ my / your  costume  would  look  better  on  my / your  bedroom  floor. “

“ i’m  not  a  vampire,  but  i  know  how  to  suck. “

“ wanna  find  out  how  many  licks  it  takes  to  get  to  the  center  of  my  tootsie  pop ? “

“ i  like  to  give  head  like  a  zombie.  i’ll  eat  you  out  ‘til  your  insides  are  on  me. “

“ i’ll  be  your  victim. “

“ i  can  make  your  heart  beat  faster  than  a  haunted  house. “