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“A Little Bit Stuck”

© Nadezda

graphite on paper

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googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

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this scam text is so fucking funny i’ve been walking around my home repeating to myself “hi! i am in charge at goldman sachs”

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Tweet by Heather Hogan:

Straight friend: Will you sensitivity read my book for my lesbian best friend character?

Me, two weeks later: The lesbian best friend is absolutely perfect. Here's 16 pages of notes detailing the incorrect things you said about Star Trek.

5:32 PM on 2/25/24

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iasip dating simulator with the option to go out with each member of the gang but no matter who you pick or what choices you make, every route ends with them ruining your life and then your laptop gets a computer virus. to keep it realistic.

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reached the final phase of insanity regarding my fast food job (started viewing all my job observations through the lens of RPG Squidward)

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When I was but a wee baby high schooler I made this on my school issued chromebook and posted it to my og tumblr blog and I just knew in my heart it would do numbers but alas it got 1 note. (me on my other blog)

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reddie old women yuri 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

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the problem with you is that you are too much about politics and too little interested in yaoi. fucking problem.

Thank you for the feedback. I’m always growing and changing as a person and I’ll try to do better in the future

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its absolutely critical that the haters dont get their hands on my old as fuck treasure map

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is this. how therapy is supposed to go

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i don't know if you see the intent of my question, i don't know how much can you see the cruelty of the conditions being enforced, i don't know how much do any of you know your strength in forcing change, whatever the case that may be i hope you exercise that power and i hope it's soon, help is needed please.

i need everyone to take up the cause i haven't been able to be here and for some reason i thought help would keep coming to my friend @kholoodpals, and it has! but not for two days and not in a capacity her family can be safe yet, what we do with these gfms is as essential as anything that aims to free and help palestinians survive, they must heal and rebuild, and costs have kept worsening, through a genocide, can you believe this hell?

if you can please talk to kholood, adopt this campgain, or any other that you have trusted before, we really need to push efforts into something worth and if it's not picking up a gun at least here look at your worth make a change as well, i beg of you to help. share and donate as soon as possible please.

£5,345/10,000 next goal. there's also a chuffed link here as well if you'd prefer to help through there:

at #337

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He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

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"I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy" nah fuck that I would. Actually if I could choose to have any superpower, I'd want the power to make people feel whatever I've felt at any point of my life, at my choice. Someone mildly inconveniences me, I'm letting them have 30 minutes of being five years old and trying to learn how to cry silently because you know nobody's coming to help you and if someone hears you, they're coming to make it worse. Fuck you and your eyebrows.

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Once you start thinking about humans as a species in a biome, it affects your entire way of looking at normal things.

The other day I referred to female morning joggers as an 'indicator species' in that if you see women jogging in the dark it means that the environment provides migration pathways (sidewalks, clear signs) and doesn't have any known predators of female morning joggers (guy with knife, bear, BigTruck, male morning joggers).

Though, I think that people consider framing humans as animals reacting to their environment as rude.

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joining the shipping war on friendship on the side against friendship