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no thoughts, just the absurd way the touden siblings pull items out of their clothes

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Marcille is so funny to me. she's such a bait and switch. when we're first introduced to her you see this cute girl who's totally distraught at everything Laios does and you think she's gonna be the tropey token girl in the party who does the healing and stays out of the fights and has to be the designated Team Mom. but that's not Marcille at all. she's only on healing duty because Falin isn't around. she's a frontline attacker and she's constantly thinking about murder and explosions.

dungeon meshi really said "so there's this incredibly powerful black mage whose signature spell is "explode your skull" and she loves necromancy and is wanted in 5 countries. she can heal in a pinch but when she does it, it hurts, because there isn't a gentle bone in her body" and then she looks like this. i love her so much

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Marcille is so funny to me. she's such a bait and switch. when we're first introduced to her you see this cute girl who's totally distraught at everything Laios does and you think she's gonna be the tropey token girl in the party who does the healing and stays out of the fights and has to be the designated Team Mom. but that's not Marcille at all. she's only on healing duty because Falin isn't around. she's a frontline attacker and she's constantly thinking about murder and explosions.

dungeon meshi really said "so there's this incredibly powerful black mage whose signature spell is "explode your skull" and she loves necromancy and is wanted in 5 countries. she can heal in a pinch but when she does it, it hurts, because there isn't a gentle bone in her body" and then she looks like this. i love her so much

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Marcille is so funny to me. she's such a bait and switch. when we're first introduced to her you see this cute girl who's totally distraught at everything Laios does and you think she's gonna be the tropey token girl in the party who does the healing and stays out of the fights and has to be the designated Team Mom. but that's not Marcille at all. she's only on healing duty because Falin isn't around. she's a frontline attacker and she's constantly thinking about murder and explosions.

dungeon meshi really said "so there's this incredibly powerful black mage whose signature spell is "explode your skull" and she loves necromancy and is wanted in 5 countries. she can heal in a pinch but when she does it, it hurts, because there isn't a gentle bone in her body" and then she looks like this. i love her so much

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*** TMA S4 SPOILERS AHEAD***

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I had never been a huge fan of Daisy UNTIL ep 136. At this point Jonathan has gotten her out of the coffin and hearing how differently she sounds now absolutely breaks my heart. The way she confesses to Jon later that she avoids being alone due to panic attacks and flashbacks hits too close to home for me. I was locked up in solitary confinement for 60 hours last month (there was a dv situation and I drew the short straw so to speak), and I was in a similar mental state afterwards. But 60 hours vs 8 months?? FUCK THAT. I know Daisy’s a badass bitch but now I wanna wrap her up in a blanket and sit with her and watch her favorite comfort movies with her.

And NOW that they have the coffin IN the institute with people STILL trapped inside that they can’t get out?? The thought alone makes me shiver. I was never claustrophobic until listening to this podcast and I still can’t get enough.

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His inherent bitchiness and autistic swag is coming through even in Javascript, I'm crying

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Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes

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Older Black gay men in long term relationships are rarely covered or seen by main stream media.

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the squad is simply wearing factual drip

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Your average dog person encountering a cat.

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TMAGP has come a long way in the field of "immediately believing your co-worker's insane supernatural encounter" as compared to TMA.

Like, I'm pretty sure the only reason Jon believed Martin's Jane Prentiss story was bc Martin had brought along a JAR OF DEAD WORMS as proof and was frankly justified for it because Jon still hemmed and hawwed and wasn't even convinced that Jane Prentiss was supernatural!!!! Bear in mind, motherfucker had already read like twenty insane, unexplainable post-statement follow-ups by that point, one of them being ABOUT JANE EXPLODING A GIRL and yet. He thought she was some kind of dangerous parasite victim and maintained that position even after Martin's statement ????

Fast forward to now: Alice comes into work with no evidence, no explanations, pure distress and disbelief like, "I've encountered something beyond the pale!!! An entity of insurmountable horror!!!! I've been scarred for life!! I'm fucking losing my mind!!!! The paramedics don't believe me but I know what I saw!!!!!!! ...I'd understand if you guys don't believe me though."

Cue Sam and Celia looking up from rummaging through cupboards for tea and a shock blanket for Alice to be like "oh no we absolutely believe you, talking drowned victims are dime a dozen, almost tripped over one on my way into work today, our job is fucking cracked, do you want a hug?"

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So I started watching dungeon meshi...

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since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

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Love is love when you're in the dungeon

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HEAD CANON: What if walking mushrooms sat on decaying corpses to get their nutrients. A useful tactic when they roam dungeon areas that aren't their typical environments and can't provide them food so this is how they adapt 👀 hufhufhfuf

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love it when podcast characters are so pissed i feel like they're angry at me. like

yes ma'am

yes ma'am