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when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

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another FAR TOO RELATABLE bit from John Mulaney here

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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

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Me carrying my son on my shoulders

Son: Dad I'm so high!

Me: shit me too

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How are you lgbt?

I sent an application in and got accepted

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I'm crying

Really enjoying the plot tbh

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New 2016 Totally New and Original™ Anime Concept

A generic-lookin’ ass dude with black hair suddenly finds himself surrounded by a harem of beautiful, humanized versions of different types of soda. All of them have gigantic melon titties except for Pepsi-chan, who is constantly teased by everyone else for her flat chest.

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Heteronormativity is so ingrained in us from childhood that little girls can’t even recognise when they have little crushes on other girls, and that’s why being gay is seen as an “adult” thing; only when you’re old enough to reason critically are you able to recognise the crushes you had as a child. There’s no such thing as being too young to be gay, but there is such thing as being too young to fully understand heteronormativity.

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take a moment to revel in the fact that trump threw a hissy fit because a buzzfeed reporter had the gall to take pictures of all the empty seats at one of his rallies. this is the photos trump wanted people to see:

this is the photo a buzzfeed reporter took of the front seats, closest to the podium, as viewed from behind. ok sure there are some empty seats.

but it gets worse. these are the photos from the far back.

and then he keeps saying that his rallies are packed and overflowing

ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ

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BBC’s Children In Need - October 08, 2015 [HQ] [Gallery]

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why did 6 wanna fuck 7

cuz 7 8 ass

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what are your pronouns? how can I respect you?

that / bitch

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really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

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“british sense of humor” isnt a thing yall just arent funny lmfaooooo