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Outlast? More like predator/prey simulator

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He loves a sundae

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The bork

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Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

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"I have unrealistic kinks so I guess it's jacking off to weird porn forever for me" NO. What you need. Is a good sex partner. Who knows how to get creative in the theatre of the mind.

Service doms who crave giving specialised service exist and they'd love to turn you into a cube and pry you apart at the vertices if that's what you want in a scene.

Service subs who crave giving specialised service exist and they'd love to become your pet centipede for a night if that's what you want in a scene.

ALL kink is playing games. Puppy play is fantasy as much as vore is fantasy as much as fauxcest is fantasy as much as dollification is fantasy etc etc. Don't be scared to get creative with it. You might just find the best sex of your life down there in the weird stuff.

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current need is to be tied up in a cannibal's basement getting molested and crying while they keep only referring to me as meat and talking about how they're going to cook different parts of me. need them to be reeeeaaaally fucking into it too like eating me is clearly a sex thing for them, they gotta be desperate in the way they grind against me and yeah when they fuck me they're just as needy but it quickly becomes clear that this is just foreplay in comparison to killing and consuming me, or maybe more aptly the appetizer

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Someone at PETA is just, uncontrollably horny all the time.

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Very silly wolps

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dolls are like crabs, just gotta boil them till they stop squealing

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the best advice I can give you is to try and find why something makes a specific person horny. I don't mean this in the sense that you're trying to pathologize their horniness, but rather that you should try and figure out the specifics of what they enjoy and the mechanics of it

because once you know that, you can absolutely ruin them by making them horny for things that make them feel a deep sense of shame or disgust and hold that over their head. you can completely destroy them from the inside out and make them yours

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*me, flirting*: would you like to hunt me like a hungry wolf?

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i wouldnt mind being tied up against my will and sexually tormented for a few hours

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Oh, when you said you were gonna glaze me i thought... no, no it's fine, i don't mind, you can cum on my face. yeah. but like, can you still stick me in the oven afterwards? i was really looking forward to it.

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Well, look, we're locked in this oven together, and they covered us in oil to get us nice and crispy, and the doors are locked until we're done, so i mean, why shouldn't we fuck raw? like, we're gonna die anyway, it's not like we have to worry about having a baby anymore, so what's the problem? Let's at least have a little fun with each other on the way out sis, i've been dying to feel you inside me without that stupid fucking condom for years, and now we finally can!