choices-binglebonkus
choices-binglebonkus
The Saddest Clown At The Circus
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24/NB/she/her/they/them/Idk when this became a meme account but it became one. Sorry guys. You have to suffer now. 18+ only, MINORS DO NOT INTERACT
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choices-binglebonkus · 2 days ago
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I named my character Corvus having no idea that there would be a character named Swan. We’d better be bird besties istg
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choices-binglebonkus · 2 days ago
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Gee, I sure am glad I bought almost every diamond choice for most of the older Choices books before they jacked up the prices. Pixelberry really will do anything but put more effort into their new content huh.
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choices-binglebonkus · 8 days ago
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Oh no I’m sorry, I meant Crown and Flame Rebirth. They didn’t even stick to the original’s title lmao
No but why would anybody buy VIP to play The Crown & The Flame: Rebirth? It’s just the exact same book that’s been out for years, with ugly (and whitewashed) AI sprites AND you have to pay for all the diamond choices again lol what clown shit is this?
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choices-binglebonkus · 8 days ago
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No but why would anybody buy VIP to play The Crown & The Flame: Rebirth? It’s just the exact same book that’s been out for years, with ugly (and whitewashed) AI sprites AND you have to pay for all the diamond choices again lol what clown shit is this?
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choices-binglebonkus · 9 days ago
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I miss Guinevere :/
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choices-binglebonkus · 10 days ago
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Youtube Blackout (important)
I’m basically just restating a couple of other posts so that hopefully more people will be aware.
Tomorrow, August 13th, Youtube rolls out a new policy that uses generative ai to guess whether a user is 18+ based on the maturity of the videos they watch. Anyone who watches ANYTHING related to cartoons, video games, kids media, etc, will be targetted.
If you continue to use their services once you have been warned, they will “request” your ID and other personal information from you. This is a major privacy violation. If you do not give your personal info, you will be banned.
Starting tomorrow, until the decision is reversed, there is going to be a blackout where (ideally) nobody uses Youtube to force their attention.
I want you all to participate, if possible. Download videos beforehand if you need something to watch during the blackout. Censorship will continue to get worse if we don’t retaliate.
Adult medias that feature gameplay and/or animation are just as susceptible. This affects everybody.
Please pass it on.
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choices-binglebonkus · 11 days ago
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Choices murder mysteries either turn out one of two ways.
Background character #384625 turns out to be the murderer.
OR
The one character with a new sprite turns out to be the murderer.
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choices-binglebonkus · 11 days ago
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Storyscape remains pristine in our memories because it died before it could become the villain that Choices is now.
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choices-binglebonkus · 11 days ago
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Desire & Decorum book 3 is…rough.
Like, I remember not liking it when it was first releasing, but I couldn’t remember for the life of me why.
-Old conflicts have…surprise, grown old. Countess Henrietta plotting against the MC? Old. MC’s title and claim over Edgewater being contested? Old!
-Resurrection of the dead; Harry is additionally unlikable and is “redeemed” far too late in the story
-Too many guilt-trippy diamond scenes (rescue the baby deer or leave her to fend for herself, help Sinclaire sift through the ashes of his home or leave him to do it alone, play this party game or be only person who doesn’t want to and therefore result in the game not being played at all)
-Bridging off that last point, overly reliant on diamond choices as a whole
-Stupid cast of characters who don’t recognize who is CLEARLY Gideon Payne with a new hairstyle, a mustache, a change of clothes, and a shitty fake French accent
-Minimal deviation of Love Interest dialogue between different routes
-Lack of cohesion between subplots
-Soulless, Book 3 Wedding copy paste that Choices fell in love with for a while
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choices-binglebonkus · 11 days ago
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So depressing that the 2025 releases are so soulless and AI-riddled that I can’t even make memes or write analyses anymore.
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choices-binglebonkus · 20 days ago
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The Crown and the Flame REBIRTH?
Oh, so Choice is like dying dying. Got it.
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choices-binglebonkus · 20 days ago
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YOU DARE TO ROB THE GRAVES OF LEGENDS !?!? TO TRAVEL THE PATHS THEY PAVED, TO STEAL THEIR NAMES AND SULLY THEIR HISTORY WITH YOUR SOULLESS BASTARDIZATIONS!!!!
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choices-binglebonkus · 20 days ago
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So uh that TCATF announcement…
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choices-binglebonkus · 20 days ago
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Help, I'm scared. There are weird people pretending to be TC&TF characters.
Although, ok, Leon looks kinda cool but Kenna, Dom and Annelyse... I don't know them..
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choices-binglebonkus · 22 days ago
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I think this is it, guys. We are actually witnessing the death throes of Choices in real time.
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choices-binglebonkus · 22 days ago
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Not Choices fully committing to entering their creatively bankrupt, reboots and live action remakes era 💀
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choices-binglebonkus · 22 days ago
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let it be known that before lovestruck went down, they were rebooting old routes and actively trying to get players to replay through incentives
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