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Shout out to "i wanna socialize with my Internet friends but I don't have anything to talk about", gotta be one of my least favorite predicaments

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you dweebazoids can make as many eldrich horrors and weird clowns as you want. im using the emoji builder for its truest purpose

trapinch

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things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

^this post was brought to you by LGBT^

Let's

Get down to

Business

To defeat the huns

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Reigen had to rent a car to make this happen

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@patchworkmelody

You have the most mysterious illnesses out of everyone I know 🫶

Everyone on tumblr has Conditions. maladies. I log onto tumblr and my mutuals are unwellposting. Conditions I didn't even know existed and sound like dark curses but I will see a post from friend like "died about 60% today, fine now. Made egg on toast #yummytoast". There are so many people in this world with life experiences

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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

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im so fucking determined to get better i swear to god lets do this bitch lets go

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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OFFICIAL TOME MERCH IM LOSING MY GOURD RN OH MY GOD

HEAR YE HEAR YE THERE'S NEW MOB PSYCHO 100 MERCH AND THEY INCLUDED TOME AND MEZATO!!!!

things are looking up guys things are looking UP

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HEAR YE HEAR YE THERE'S NEW MOB PSYCHO 100 MERCH AND THEY INCLUDED TOME AND MEZATO!!!!

things are looking up guys things are looking UP

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herpetological guide

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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

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projecting my trauma onto fictional characters /j

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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss