chompisanerd
chompisanerd
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chompisanerd · 8 hours ago
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6 tablespoons of boxed cake mix 4 tablespoons of milk 2 teaspoons of any oil mix it in a small mug microwave 1:30 top with frosting or whipped cream or sprinkles or chocolate or whatever you want. enjoy
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chompisanerd · 8 hours ago
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🖤🩵
I am opening my window with the haste of 1000 eagles
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chompisanerd · 9 hours ago
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I made an ask game tailored to things I would like to say to my mutuals :)
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chompisanerd · 9 hours ago
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other ask games are too sexual or romantic and i dont like that so im making my own, bitch
🫂 - i wanna hug you
🧠- i love hearing you talk. you should ramble to me more often
🫀- i love you in a deeply concerning platonic way
💿- i wanna listen to music with you in a treehouse in a summer night
🌷- i wanna shittalk people with you and just be haters together. it would be fun
🪻- you are so so cool and awesome oh my god
🌻- im proud of you
🍄- you didn't deserve what happened to you
🌵- you could stab me and i wouldnt mind as long as its you
💧- you are an important presence in my life
🍬- id go to a candy store with you and steal all the candy
🕹️- i wanna go to an arcade with you
🕰️- ill love you until the end of time, dear friend
🥊- id beat someone up with you
🌑- you worry me sometimes. just remember im here if you ever wanna talk about anything <2
♟️- you, me, board games.
🍁- im so glad you're my friend
🐚- our souls are linked in ways i cant put to words
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chompisanerd · 9 hours ago
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That send a heart emoji game, but it better encompasses the complex feelings between queer mutuals/followers:
❤️~ I’m deeply in love with you even though we’ve never met Irl
🧡~ I have feelings for you but will never tell you that off anon
💛~ We’re just friends… unless?
💚~ I want to be you
💙~ We’re actually just good friends, but I would die for you
💜~ You’re hot and you intimidate me
🩵~ You’re so cool, and I genuinely want to be besties
🤎~Me, you, and a U-Haul?
❣️~ I don’t know if I hate you or if I’m attracted to you
❤️‍🔥~ Oil up
❤️‍🩹~ Please get help
💌~ Why do you live so far away? 😭
💔~ If we were married we’d get divorced in less than a year
🫀~ You make me go feral
♥️~ You’re my type
💘~ I would fight you in a Wendy’s parking lot
💞~ Enemies to lovers?
💗~ I want to start an intense platonic friendship with you
💓~ We would destroy each other
💕~ You’re my dear old friend (homosexual undertones)
💖~ I’m judging you ☕️
🫶~ We’re bros/besties, but if you asked me out, I wouldn’t necessarily say no…
🫰~ I antagonize you because I care <3
😘~ I have a crush on you, AND I want to be you
🥰~ Pay attention to me 🥺
💑~ Let’s be roommates 😉
🤍~ You scare me, and not in a hot way
🩶~ We would not get along
🖤~ I’m outside your window 😀
💟~ I’m afraid of messaging you first
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chompisanerd · 9 hours ago
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✨️ask game✨️
random emoji-based questions to sate your curiosity
personal
👁 eye colour
🇪🇺 nationality
🏳️‍🌈 sexuality
🏳️‍⚧️ gender identity
🛐 religion
faves
☕️ hot drink
🧃 cold drink
🍜 dish
🍉 fruit
🥦 veggie
🎉 holiday
🎲 game
🏐 sport
🐈‍⬛ animal
🌻 flower
🌦 weather
🌍 place
🚙 means of transport
fandom faves
😇 blorbo
😈 meow meow
👥️ otp
📺 tv show
🎬 movie
📚 book
🎶 musical artist
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chompisanerd · 9 hours ago
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pats you
I am enjoying the affection from my askbox anons
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chompisanerd · 9 hours ago
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chompisanerd · 10 hours ago
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susiee
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chompisanerd · 10 hours ago
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Day 3
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chompisanerd · 10 hours ago
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can they perform on your dashboard real quick
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chompisanerd · 10 hours ago
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Redraw of an old comic to celebrate 3K followers on twitter!
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chompisanerd · 10 hours ago
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i will give you a little kiss on the forehead like a cat
hey that’s not a deaghthreat…
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chompisanerd · 10 hours ago
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can someone pls shoot me in the head for real rhis time
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chompisanerd · 10 hours ago
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I a. Going to keel over st any moment.
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chompisanerd · 10 hours ago
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yeah I have no excuse except that toby put this line in the game
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chompisanerd · 13 hours ago
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i lvoe drawing fat men!!!!!
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