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"I'm everywhere. And I'm fast." is such a good quote. you should write the quotes that publishers put on the backs of books and games. i'd buy a book that has that written on it

Walking around my neighborhood wearing my sick as fuck custom T-shirt that says "I STEAL EVERY FRIENDLY CAT I MEET WITH NO REMORSE I DO IT ALL THE TIME DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS KEEP THAT BEAST ENCLOSED LEST YE FACE MY LIGHTNING CAT GRASP" and smiling politely while my neighbors' indoor-outdoor cats gently trot down the sidewalk towards me as the neighbors themselves read my shirt with a growing sense of panic.

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Platelet girl leaning against a wall and not curtseying because she's the only thing stopping a breach in the wall from leaking

red blood cell girl bringing you oxygen on a cute little platter and then curtseying

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this post is newer than i imagined

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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If you're not fucking with your cat a little bit I honestly don't trust you. They're mischievous little imps at heart and they are so much more intelligent than humans give credit for. They're capable of deception and lying, we just kinda gloss over it as "haha hungry pets" but in reality they are manipulating you every step of the way. Anyway, they deserve to be fucked with and annoyed back, and if you're not annoying them a little you're probably neglecting the smarmy conflicting heart that they have

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i'm sorry this was posted how recently?

SHOOP DA WOOP: THE MOVIE

*single piano note*

Voiceover: He was a Doctor until... the incident

*birds eye shot of a crudely hand drawn cityscape*

*extreme closeup of someone baring their teeth*

I'm-a firing...

*long shot of dust clearing around a trenchcoat wearing figure with octopus tentacles*

my. lazar.

*blue laser shoots into the sky*

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fuck you

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nightly ritual to get in the zone for optimal nightmares

just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”

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sending love to those fighting the job market

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how i invite my friends to play games tbh

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Harry passing several passives and having all his skills chime in

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stuff happening on r/discoelysium

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