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if an app pauses my music under any circumstances I should be sent a written apology from the developers

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cottoncandy chucklefuck would do numbers on the complicated women’s podcast

id in alt text !!

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its giving psycho-pop

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i think my favourite part of the ratfish episodes are the fact that it's the most accurate portrayal of friendship i can think of. here's all your friends but they're anonymous, make each other laugh. it's always one specific thing that would make no one else bat an eye that makes you get made by someone else. katie made a joke about anti-depressants and immediately got clocked by rekha. zac mentioned publix and grant went "that's zac." grant chose a bette midler song and ally went "gay ass. probably grant." zac didn't get any vibes at all from steven and realised he knows his friends better than this. i do not know this person in real life.

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I do not know steven in real life

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I really enjoyed the Ratfish. However, I don't think the person who played the ratfish was a good fit for the role and I disagree completely with his favourite characters (I love granma) and the ending feels very unsatisfying, especially since Rekha guessed every person correctly before the game ended and got nothing for it in the end. The ratfish just came off as kind of boring and the choice to not reveal him to the cast at the end was very confusing to me. I think that Katie is great and she was amazing in the episode (everyone was), but in my heart, Rekha and Zac absolutely should have won.

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grant and ally banding together to call brennan gay is such high art

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Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I draw fanart on company time

Honestly can't recommend enough having shit from ones interests at ones job

Like yes I will take a free bit of serotonin whenever I look around, thank you *very* much

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Honestly can't recommend enough having shit from ones interests at ones job

Like yes I will take a free bit of serotonin whenever I look around, thank you *very* much

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I will always love the subtle but noticeable trend in Dimension 20 of there occasionally being an awkward ace boy who attempts to Know Things about sex to fit in (bonus points if they had a growth spurt and are now ridiculously hot)

So, shoutout to Riz "Speaking of boning down, have you seen my mother lately?" Gukgak, Liam "I think you're ready to get slammed down big style" Wihelmina, and Prince "Once you've performed... sex on the injuries?" Andhera

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I never want this game to end

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Sorry Ryan creamer works at dropout?????

This Ryan creamer??????

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Sometimes I think about Omar Najam playing Prince Andhera and getting a million messages like "OMG thank you king for this Autistic rep" and Omar being like "wow fam I love you your headcanons are all valid but I just played Andhera as a regular guy, like me" and then getting diagnosed a few months later.

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~ Figayda ~

Happy Pride :)

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Fanart of the characters Fig Faeth and Ayda Auegfort, from the D&D show Dimension 20 Fantasy High, on a pale yellow background.

Ayda is smiling, eyes closed and mouth open as she talks happily, with her wings tucked behind her and her flame-hair curling up into the air, embers floating upwards. She is wearing a matching 'Fig and the Cig Figs' shirt with Fig.

Fig is slightly behind her, looking fondly at her girlfriend, with two of Aydas feathers attached to one of her elf-like ears. Her brown hair is tied into two plaited pig-tails, the ends dyed a warm purple, and her bangs are brushed aside by two Tiefling horns protruding from her head. She is wearing her own band shirt, though hers is sleeveless, with a fishnet long sleeve shirt underneath.

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from the OFFICIAL d20 twitter commenting on the events of THURSDAY

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guys just remember when life tells you to always keep sucking down...