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Till in Zunge

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'i should draw' 'i should paint' 'i should write fic' 'i should read' 'i should embroider' 'i shou-

*stares at a wall for 8 hours*

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"dick" "pathetic" "moan" "pussy" "desperate" "wet" "needy" "cock"

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happy 'constipated danse lootcrate figure with ugly pea green gloves' tuesday! reblog this post to totally take a shit with your friends!

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Maxson: How dare you betray the Brotherhood! Danse: It's not her fault. It's mine.

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— ☆‧₊˚. könig mood board

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i'm rly tired of explaining myself atp but i do not write age gap cause i hate women over the age of 30, i write age gap because it's hot and i'm in my 20s and wanna read joel fucking someone in their 20s cause i'm in my 20s

it's that simple

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— ☆‧₊˚. könig mood board

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imgoingtowritemoreimgoingtowritemoreimtog8nsnaoof

ive been so busy it hurts and all I wanna do IS WRITE MT LITTLE STORIESS 😭

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Most writers probably use word or some sensible shi to do their writing.

What do I use?

SAMSUNG NOTES

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Man Thoughts - Konig Edition (SFW & NSFW)

Once again, I'm just doing some practice on how these men think. These are thoughts König would probably never voice outside of his head and are translated into English because we all know he thinks in his native language. (NSFW under the cut - mdni)

- They make me get up for this? I have seen torture before. Why do they need me to- oh...and who are you? And why are you tied to that chair? Where did they get you from? What? The 141? You are one of them? You hardly look big enough to hold a knife, much less be a hunter.

- Ohh, you are a fiesty little one! I can still see your footprint on O'Conor's face. I hope they will let you live. One day I would like to see you again.

- Why did they bring you into the gym? To use you as practice?! No. This is unfair. You are exhausted and unarmed. To treat you like a toy is...no. I will not stand for this.

- O'Conor can be as mad as he wants to be. I will not let him do anything else to you. You have been through enough. You should go back in your cell befor- d-did you just...talk to me? People do not talk to me! What? Why would you thank me? I-oh...you are...hugging me? Why would you-this feels...you are warm.

- You are crying. You are so strong, why do you cry now? I know I can be scary. Did I scare you? Should I apologize?

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- You are so very pretty. I am sorry you have to stay in this cell. If I had my way I would keep you in my room. And then you could sleep on a real bed and be happy. And smile at me more. I like when you smile at me.

- I know I should not do such a thing but, Hutch is asleep. I could get the keys and let you out for a moment. It is not like you would go anywhere, you would be caught immediately. You could come with me. I could feed you. You could stay in my room for a time. You would like that, wouldn't you?

- You look so nervous. I know I have many knives. I would never use them on you, liebling. Strong men do not need to use violence to bed a woman. See, you are already here, in my room. I am right.

- Ohh...you look so good in my shirt. It is too big for you. I like that. You can take off the remainder of your clothes now. You are safe in here. Safe with me.

- What do I want from you? Should I be honest? If I tell you that I want to fuck until sunrise you may get angry with me. Should I tell you I want to taste you? Would that be better? I have no idea what a woman wants to hear.

- Oh! Oh, you are a bad, bad, horny little girl! I haven't seen a woman's chest in a long time. You want me to touch? I can do more than that.

- I love the little noises you make. So quiet, so sweet. I want to hear you cry, beg me, say my name. You haven't said my name yet, liebling. Do it, say it louder for me!

- I am good at this! You have orgasamed many times, and I am still hard! You tell me no more, but your body is still leaking out on my mattress. You could use more. At least one more. You are strong, you can handle it.

- My seed is...all over you. I can hardly think. You look so...like a goddess. It is on your face, and your tits, and- all inside you. I am sorry, I know you are sensitive, but I need to see it. It is leaking out, I don't like that. You need to stay full, full of me. We will go again in an hour. This time I will not leave you. You will be full of me. You will be mine...forever and ever. Mhm, yes.

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I could get over anything as long as I have something new to be obsessed with

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i don't know who needs to hear this, but i needed to hear it today, so here goes: you should write that fic. you should write what makes you happy.

it doesn't matter if the concept has been done before, you are still allowed to write your coffee shop/flower shop/college/western AU. you should write that fic that is wildly self-indulgent. you should process something dark and hideous through your fic. you should share something beautiful through your fic. those two things are not mutually exclusive, either. you don't have to be dealing with something traumatic to write something considered taboo. and yeah, even if that might be a little out of character for that old man, you're still allowed to write it.

and if someone gets so upset about it they're in your inbox being an asshole, you have my permission to delete that message and move on with your day. you also have my permission to tell them to go fuck themselves. you do not owe an explanation to anyone.

tag appropriately, and write whatever the fuck you want.

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Mrs. Koing is like childhood bffs with one of the wives of the 141 (price) and the two of them go to brunch together and drag along their husbands. For them its so fun and so relaxing and gosh it is so good to catch up girl. For koing and Price its white knuckle, teeth breaking, grip on a weapon while holding a starring match at the other man

LOVE UR WORK

Oh they HATE each other. Price and Konig, I mean. From Price's point of view, it's Konig himself. Hired gun, mercenary, every mean money-chasing name in the book. He doesn't trust PMC ranks(and rightfully so) and gets so, so pissed off when Konig is trying to play the leader on joint missions. We all know that Captain John Price has a problem with respecting authority, and he wasn't afraid to protect Farah from a real US colonel, so he wouldn't be afraid of not putting up with Konig's shit now. They both are forced to endure that embarrassing "our wives are besties, but we don't actually know each other" activities like watching football(they literally have no idea about each other's favorite teams and they don't care) or talking about the weather(the weather is shitty because they can clearly hear their wives talking about their sex life just in the next room, and both of commanders are fucking pissed off) Konig asks about the latest failed mission and Price parries it with the question of how many wells Konig poisoned this week. Price asks about the latest war crime Konig committed in the name of buying his wifey a new diamond ring, and Konig parries it with quesitons about military retirement fund. They are around the same age, both in their late thirties, and they have the old guys' beef. ESPECIALLY if their wives are questionably younger. Price calls Konig a pervert, Konig calls Price a fucking dog, and they both date women in their early to mid-twenties. And their wives don't even know that their husbands hate each other, so they drag them along for double dates! It's fun!

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"my child is fine" your lonely-ass child has spent so much time maladaptively daydreaming about a nonexistent romantic partner that they've imagined almost every possible scenario and will never be satisfied with any partner in real life because no one will ever compare to their fictional significant other and anyone who could will take too long to reach a level of trust and intimacy that will satisfy their agonizing desire to love and be loved

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MY favorite konig fic writer liked MY fic??? I'm literally rolling around back and forth on the floor and screaming, frothing at the mouth, there is so much excitement in my body

this is totally abt @gremlingottoosilly and you should all go give them a big follow and a kiss :3

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actually the best ship dynamic is i would kill for you. i would kill anyone who layed a hand on you. please let me kill for you. please let me show my devotion by dirtying my hands, it's the only way i know how. let me destroy anything that hurts you. i've hurt you too. i'm destroying myself.