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Alice’s pregnancy journey: trying for baby 2

Oh shit. She got knocked up.

Stevo was hard as a rock. Now just remember Alice is like 830 pounds. He lifted her stomach fat. He did this position called “spooning” he lays her down on the floor lifts her right leg up. And he penetrates her thrusting hard. He pound the shit out of her like 900 times he finally explodes deep in her. What a surprise she got pregnant!

“We gotta go to the doctor!” Yelled stevo.

Doctor: Alice is 820 pounds she lost 10 pounds congrats! Oh and she’s pregnant again!

Turns out the sex was so rough she was burning too many calories. She was bedridden Stevo fed her tacos, nachos, mashed potatoes, biscuits n gravy, double cheeseburgers, bbw ribs, grits and soul food.

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My big fat Greek farts

He dreamed of smelling a SSBBW farts.

His names was Miley. He wanted an SSBBW to fart in his face badly. One day he went to Panera bread he saw a 400 pound lady dressed to impress. Her curves were amazing. Pear shaped. Big breasted and hard nippies.

“Hey lady what’s your name. I’m shocked your eating broccoli soup all alone. Can I buy you 4 chocolate chip cookies?”

She ate very rapidly. He whispered “here’s my number let’s text”

Oh crap my stomach hurts she wailed!

He talked dirty they agreed to sneak in the men’s bathroom. She ripped an enormous fart. He buried his face in her ass. Her farts smelled better than baby oil and good kush.

After he finishes smelling the fart he creamed his jeans. Come stain on his jeans awwwww he’s gonna get bullied!

The lady said “I’ll text you later I gotta go”

He stepped out the bathroom. A group of elderly woman laughed at him!

lol what a day!

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700 pounds and pregnant

Alice was 700 pounds. She didn’t get like that overnight. She has been single for years and desperate to find a boyfriend who will get her pregnant.

Alice wrote on Craigslist

“Please come inside me. I need to get pregnant. Must have strong sperm. Looking for a feeder to impregnate me. I suffer from depression. Give me creampie now”

Finally a guy wrote back to Alice. He sent her a text.

I want to spoil you! Feed you endless amount of gainer shakes! I got a great job and once I get my paycheck gonna get you pregnant can I come live with you.

Stevo the guy was already moving in with Alice. He pays rent too like $700 a month. He brings her Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, kfc, anything her heart desired.

“What positions are you gonna do? How are you gonna get me pregnant?” Asked Alice.

Stevo ripped off Alice’s clothes. He French kissed her. She was breathing heavy. She got on the floor and spread her legs really wide. Her legs were erect. She said “hurry up now”

He squatted over her he bended his knees a little. Pressed his penis on the tip of her private. He got balls deep. She got all sweaty she was screaming loudly.

Finally he was about to shoot his cream. He creampie inside her. His sperm overflowed on her vagina lips.

Oops she’s pregnant.

She made an appointment for the doctor. Yup she was now 6 weeks pregnant. Her pregnancy cravings grew.

Stevo feed her loads of whipped cream, chocolate milk, lays potato chips and Taco Bell burritos. She put on at least 55 pounds during her pregnancy.

Oops her water broke! She was in the emergency room her vaginal muscles were too tight they had to do a c section.

Alice’s baby girl was 12 pound and 3 ounces. She named her baby Scarlett. She breast fed her.

Doctor: you need to lose 200 pounds.

Alice: fuck off

Alice gained another 70 pounds. Alice was 833 pounds and 6”7 tall.

Stevo and Alice kept their feederism fantasy. Her goal weight was 1,000 pounds. She made it to the Guiness book of world records and lived happily ever after.