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big if true

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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “public transit” 😳💊 you’ll be going wherever you want for an affordable price 💯👨‍💻

me: yeah whatever i dont feel shit

5 min later: dude i swear the bus should have been here by now

random guy at the bus stop with me: the transit app is lying to us

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🥦 Grocery clerks 🥦

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a simple feeling

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Here’s the Operation Olive Branch master spreadsheet ⬇️ easy links to mutual aid providers and a huge list of families in need as well as additional resources for creators who are looking to help as we surpass 200 days of suffering

Here’s a link to their printable flyer

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We finally did it, y’all! We’re married 💍

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I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

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This payment is WILD, the package is just a dinky old poker chip. Anyway, wish me luck everyone!

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These guys agreed to get undressed to address body positivity in the media. No studio lights or beauty retouching required.

📷 @taylormillerphoto

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obsessed with john waters parents, they were funnier than him!

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LESSON 1: madame president

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Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny

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Okay 🖖

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Listen Up Columbia! — Portraits from a campus in crisis Photographed by Gabriella Gregor Splaver